I’m Feature Dancing June 9th-14th

Ryan is performing at Tootsies, Monday June 9th through Saturday the 14th. This event is sure to be an exciting one for both Ryan and everyone in attendance as she's vigorously prepared 12 brand new acts to blow every single one of the hungry club-goers out of their seats! If you're in the Miami area be sure to RUN not walk to Tootsies to be dazzled and entertained.




Tootsie's
150 NW 183rd St.
Miami Gardens, FL 33169
305.551.5822




See http://pure-talent dot com & www.stripclubnetwork dot com/tootsiesfl/ for additional info.

For dirty pics and sleazy videos please visit http://ryankeely dot com.

I'm NOT ignoring you

I'm getting my site up! As I write this my videos are being uploaded to the server and my webmaster is putting the final touches on the members area. On Monday or Tuesday I will be able to submit it to CCBill and Visa for approval, a process that should take about 3 weeks. And the I have a site!!! And you can see all the awesome content I've been shooting this past year. I really can't believe it is actually finally happening. I've got nerves about it, I've put so much into it, time, money, hard work, I just want it to be a success and I am afraid of success at the same time, if that makes any sense.

I'll be doing web cam shows soon and I just signed with a feature dancing agency, there is so much going on and I just can't believe my site is FINALLY going to launch. This afternoon I have an interview with the Brazilian Magazine Ele Ela and before that I am going to go to AIM to get my test.....

So much to do! But I love it, I'm not happy when I'm not working. When I was in Hong Kong I had my palm read and my life line and work line connect and taper out at the same time. Even destiny understands my need to keep busy :D

Anyway.....I take self portraits on Photobooth, here are some of the latest featuring my my new head style.

Penny Flame and I go shopping

Click here for Penny Flame's Site

Pussy!

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Vegas Malaise

I'm in Vegas, I have my own hotel room, I'm super horny and totally unmotivated to go find some strange ass. Eventually around 4am the tossing and turning will force me to venture out hours to late and I will invariably end up drinking Stoli/Soda's with some old asian bartender who is listening to me lie about pretty much everything.

I will end up getting so drunk I will either pass out in my make-up or manage to cab it to a sex shop where I will reccomend adult merchandise to an older, giggling couple as I battery test several toys for stregnth while asking the clerk questions about obscure adult movies. I will purchase one powerful vibe, batteries, silicone based lubricant, either an adult mag 3 pack or several books of erotica and sex advice and possibly an obscene amount of whip-is with an array of colored balloons. At this point I will stumble back to the over tipped cab driver who will deposit my grinning, chain-smoking ass back to the bright lights and early morning gambling. After the front desk reminds me which room I am staying in (I didn't forget, but at that hour the front desk people will be the only sober, fairly clean options around) I will struggle with the stupid card key then attempt to masturbate until i give up realizing that I am too depressed to bring my self to orgasm and will suffer buyers remorse as I am cramming books I will never read and yet another gently used vibe into my bags as I try to figure out if I am still drunk or simply lacking a serious hangover.

Some day I feel like this

Necromancer Comment Reply

I don't know about mixing Oxygen and Nirous at the same time, but here are some pics of me trying to huff Nitrous and jerk off at the same time. Note the word trying.