Vegas Malaise

I'm in Vegas, I have my own hotel room, I'm super horny and totally unmotivated to go find some strange ass. Eventually around 4am the tossing and turning will force me to venture out hours to late and I will invariably end up drinking Stoli/Soda's with some old asian bartender who is listening to me lie about pretty much everything.

I will end up getting so drunk I will either pass out in my make-up or manage to cab it to a sex shop where I will reccomend adult merchandise to an older, giggling couple as I battery test several toys for stregnth while asking the clerk questions about obscure adult movies. I will purchase one powerful vibe, batteries, silicone based lubricant, either an adult mag 3 pack or several books of erotica and sex advice and possibly an obscene amount of whip-is with an array of colored balloons. At this point I will stumble back to the over tipped cab driver who will deposit my grinning, chain-smoking ass back to the bright lights and early morning gambling. After the front desk reminds me which room I am staying in (I didn't forget, but at that hour the front desk people will be the only sober, fairly clean options around) I will struggle with the stupid card key then attempt to masturbate until i give up realizing that I am too depressed to bring my self to orgasm and will suffer buyers remorse as I am cramming books I will never read and yet another gently used vibe into my bags as I try to figure out if I am still drunk or simply lacking a serious hangover.

More Vegas Photo Madness

I took these in an attempt to be artistic, I think i need to get a real camera and possibly a social life.

Photo Booth Madness, Vegas

I think we look pretty good for 4am.

Fucking Machines/Rick Shameless

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Comments?

I swear this has been one of the busiest weeks of my life, but very productive. I have more work to do so I will keep this short.

1) I have gotten a few emails asking when I will post another video on YouTube, I can't decide what to post about so I need your input. I'm looking for a really good question. Is there something you want to try and would like some pointers? Do you want a DVD or toy review? Or do you want to hear my opinions on a suggested topic? Comment on this thread with your suggestions.

2) I was coming through security at the Vegas airport and I heard this women ask the TSA Agent why he was taking her bag his response, "I'm not taking it, you are willingly surrendering it." Huh?

3) My site is going to be fucking rad.

4) I am still a ninja

Fresh Nails and New Friends

As you can see I had my nails painted a delicious new shade, Essie's Garnet. I love getting my nails done, I never even feel like I deserve a massage, so my frequent trips to the nail salon are a well-deserved luxury.

I had an amazing day yesterday. My good friend Tatsuya was over and we had breakfast and watched one of my all time favorite movies 'Ninja Scroll", I got a little work done on the computer and we left the house to see the highly amusing 'Superbad'. I adored Michael Cera in 'Arrested Development' and he was equally as hilarious here, however I would like to see him try something different. I hope he can avoid being typecast as a socially awkward nerd. I bet he gets plenty of cunt in real life being adorable and hilarious like he is.

Speaking of actors that are too young for me, I had an awesome dream I was being wooed by Daniel Radcliff, it was awesome. Having a younger man convince me that he could handle the tiger, grrrr. I would love to be courted by Harry Potter, he's looking surprisingly hot for being, you know, Harry Potter.

Back on the subject of my awesome day, after the movie Tatsuya took me to the Scion Art Show curated by Giant Robot. Total blast, even though the music made me want to commit suicide. I ended it all with late night Mexican food and amazing artists, a woman who builds robots, a couple local designers, spectacular  and a Vice writer/Pro gambler. It really could not have been more awesome. I even colored a kids menu. This eclectic group will mostly be at the Magic Convention in Vegas and I might have to head that way and party my face off. My roommate is in Vegas this weekend and I will be going out there as soon as he gets back. Lucky bastard got sweet UFC tix real close to ringside....