Showing posts with label poor me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poor me. Show all posts
Thursday, February 21, 2008
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About Me
- Ryan Keely
- Hailing from a time not yet past, Ryan Keely, literal femme fetale and friend to the unicorn, is here to better prepare for the coming zombie epidemic the second time around. Having already seen the bleak not-so-distant future, she returns to kill her former, weaker self and infiltrate an unknowing world of drones and ill-prepared consumers. Constantly training her body and practicing her skills with a 44, a machete, and a crossbow it’s a wonder she still finds time to still fulfill her oftentimes unquenchable sexual needs and desires. In between training (and sometimes during) she is helping to stockpile a cache of sexually stimulating images and materials for the people of the future. “In the future there are zombies, but people are still horny”- Ryan Keely
