Corey Delaney is my hero

Corey Delaney rocks a super fresh, on point cock-star look and throws parties where cop cars get smashed up....and he's only 16. He pretty much rules and I will eventually party with the kid. I'm tempted to make him my bitch, he seems like he need a nice ass reaming but 'm trying to avoid the gonasyphaherpaAIDS. I wish I was being awesome like Corey at 16, all I did at that age was shave my head and drop out of school. I didn't even have awesome sunglasses.

Check out the under age douche baggery below........

crashing things

I might give up driving. I got into my 4th accident in 3 years when I totaled my Dad's car today. Sooo based on my track record, I don't think I should get to drive anymore.

It was a one car collision, I hit some ice, over-corrected and spun out hitting a guard rail at about 45 miles an hour. My chest is covered in bruises, as are my hips and my knee is very swollen and nasty looking. I walked away and for that I am very thankful. I'm also thankful for the hot as shit, really sweet state trooper who showed up to help me. The man had beautiful hands and a gentle demeanor, I would make out with Janet Reno to photograph him.

Anyway, I'm ok and when I get back to civilization I'm going to post some bruise pics.