Corey Delaney is my hero

Corey Delaney rocks a super fresh, on point cock-star look and throws parties where cop cars get smashed up....and he's only 16. He pretty much rules and I will eventually party with the kid. I'm tempted to make him my bitch, he seems like he need a nice ass reaming but 'm trying to avoid the gonasyphaherpaAIDS. I wish I was being awesome like Corey at 16, all I did at that age was shave my head and drop out of school. I didn't even have awesome sunglasses.

Check out the under age douche baggery below........