Texas Flash Flood

I'm stuck in flash flood in a now transparent dress. My car's interior is getting destroyed because of the broken window. To avoid further damage to my leather I've holed up in an abandoned drive-thru with an overhang. Even if wanted to destroy my seats, I can't go to the hotel. The roads are closed due to flooding. It's beautiful. The cop I waded over to (water to my ankles) could have had a better reaction. I'm stranded in a white see-through dress with my false eyelashes still on. He needs to watch more film noir.-copied and pasted from a text to a friend

San Angelo is a wrap

I've got the first leg of my tour done and i am running massively late for week 2. I won't be blogging as much due to the travel. My laptop is broken so to get online i have to unpack and set up my desktop. I am twittering almost everyday, usually several times a day so you can join my stream at twitter.com username, ryankeely. For right now, I'm going to leave you with some pics of my very 'punk rock' dressing room from the Maximus in San Angelo. I'm hoping Lawton, OK will be a little less depressing.

RYAN KEELY RIPS THROUGH TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA

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east TX

It's fucking hot here. I'm writting this from the Denny's where they have grits and no healthy choices. Thank god I quit eating land animals so I eat all the fast food and pancakes I want and still stay skinny.

About to get back in the worlds smallest grip truck and finish the trek to FL.

Malachi's taking first shift so I am going to pass back out and hopefully wake up in the state of LA.

Looking forward to dancing when I'm not feeling queasy thinking about it. I think I am going to try out my girl scout, fitness and cowboy numbers out monday night. None of them have been performed in front of an audience so wish me luck.