I love LA, Part 1

I love living in Los Angeles, moving here is like falling down a rabbit hole.

This past Friday I was getting my teeth cleaned and complaining about my ever worsening TMJ. My dentist's recommended SHOOTING MY JAW FULL OF BOTOX. The possible side effects of paralyzing my jaw muscles are mind boggling alone, but Wait! There's MORE! Included in the $1,200 price tag were a few injections for my forehead. There wasn't even a price for doing my jaw without my head because no one ever passes up getting some Botox at the dentist. They looked at me like I was the crazy one when I smirked and passed on their fabulous offer. And no sir, I'm not going to go home and give it some more thought.

I'm starting to relate with David Duchovny's Californication character, it really does seem like this town is trying to destroy all it women.

Date Night

I love my boyfriend. Aren't we cute  together? He's been feeling neglected because I have been having an affair with my desktop.

I spent all evening on a shoot for what I think is a B movie. I was just there to suck on some toys and lift my skirt up, working title 'American Fetish.' We shot at Passive Arts, which is the nicest fetish club I have seen in the LA area. It was loads of fun, tonight is one of their big party nights too; it was total chaos. I wish I could have stayed for some bondage and a beating but I want to get some website work done before I pass out.

Working on my site has made me totally nocturnal, I go to bed around 4am and wake up in the mid-afternoon. It's been raining at night and I have been working with the windows open in my winter coat. It's so good to get rain here, the energy changes and you can breath properly. Unless you are hyperventilating on the freeway like I was earlier. LA people can't drive and they sure as hell can't drive in the rain. People are either doing 40mph or doing the usually LA 80 mph and tailgating.  I am going to stay inside and listen to the horns and the yelling, I'm about to watch the "t.v." out my window. People are going off in my hood, more than normal, I'm hoping to see a fight or group of chubby bar chicks being picked up.  I have a feeling that when the bars get out my view is going to be pretty awesome. Last week we had a a fire, Go to KillYourFamily.net and check out the video my Roommate shot from our living room. Aww shit, gots to go, someone just went the wrong way on a one way.