I am declaring myself the FTW World Champion of your crotch. Someone send in a valet with a big ass belt and the camera crew so I can cut a promo.
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- Ryan Keely
- Hailing from a time not yet past, Ryan Keely, literal femme fetale and friend to the unicorn, is here to better prepare for the coming zombie epidemic the second time around. Having already seen the bleak not-so-distant future, she returns to kill her former, weaker self and infiltrate an unknowing world of drones and ill-prepared consumers. Constantly training her body and practicing her skills with a 44, a machete, and a crossbow it’s a wonder she still finds time to still fulfill her oftentimes unquenchable sexual needs and desires. In between training (and sometimes during) she is helping to stockpile a cache of sexually stimulating images and materials for the people of the future. “In the future there are zombies, but people are still horny”- Ryan Keely
2 comments:
You can do it, all on yo own, buy a camera and a .com and blow it up.
You can sell dvd's on your .com and have a fat ass lay out.
I feel as if I'm getting to watch you receive consulting in the comments.
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