On my way out of town I hit a racoon, heard a song called 'honky tonk badunkadunk' passed a 'kum and go' gas station and realized that I want my life to be like a graphic novel adaptation of a Barry Gifford story. But with more sex and less murder.
I'm at an airport waiting to fly to Dallas for some excessive sexual activity and dinner at Medieval Times. I was dancing at club in Bumfuck, Kansas and the only for me to meet my lover was to start driving as soon as they let me off the stage. I still have my false eyelashes on and wads of uncounted dollar bills.
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About Me
- Ryan Keely
- Hailing from a time not yet past, Ryan Keely, literal femme fetale and friend to the unicorn, is here to better prepare for the coming zombie epidemic the second time around. Having already seen the bleak not-so-distant future, she returns to kill her former, weaker self and infiltrate an unknowing world of drones and ill-prepared consumers. Constantly training her body and practicing her skills with a 44, a machete, and a crossbow it’s a wonder she still finds time to still fulfill her oftentimes unquenchable sexual needs and desires. In between training (and sometimes during) she is helping to stockpile a cache of sexually stimulating images and materials for the people of the future. “In the future there are zombies, but people are still horny”- Ryan Keely
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