Saturday, June 21, 2008
I'm getting old
While watching MTV with my BFF I realize that I do not understand half of the slang being used by lil' Mama and the rest of the whippersnappers prancing around in silly outfits. Last night I watched a stripper unironicly pole dance to Spice Girls and whoever does that song that talks about girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. My sciatica is acting up and I have a newly developed love of Oil of Olay. I'm going to call my mom and tell her she's right about everything and apologize for running away to roller boogie. I need to get high the old fashioned way, red wine and valium.
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I believe the band you are looking for is LFO and they are lyrical geniuses. Who else could come up with such wonders as
"When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets"
and
"Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speaking
Micheal J Fox was Alex P Keaton"
If there are better lyrics out there I haven't heard em.
Yes. Call your mom -- and tell us what she says.
Hi Ryan! Just a fan passing by. we're not getting old. Some of us are just old souls (I'm 30 :)). MTV caters to the kids/teens. So what else can you expect. I grew up on 80s music and I'm proud of it:) Before I go must leave the compliments you deserve: I first saw you on FTVGirls.com. You are a classic beauty and I dig how you dig the fetishy kinks. Squirting, foot teasing, all the rest. Your self-toe-sucking a few posts ago was super erotic and you look delicious in glasses. You are wonderful and I check your blog from time to time. Hopefully with luck and planning I'll say hello, meet you and take a pic if I make it to next year's adult convention (AVN?) assuming you make it there too:) Best wishes for you the rest of this year! -Ed, from San Francisco;)
Hey there, it's Mark the smart guy from The Red Parrot. LOL. Just wanted to wish you a happy b-day. We can "celebrate together", mines is on the 8th. Take care and talk to you later.
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