I love living in Los Angeles, moving here is like falling down a rabbit hole.
This past Friday I was getting my teeth cleaned and complaining about my ever worsening TMJ. My dentist's recommended SHOOTING MY JAW FULL OF BOTOX. The possible side effects of paralyzing my jaw muscles are mind boggling alone, but Wait! There's MORE! Included in the $1,200 price tag were a few injections for my forehead. There wasn't even a price for doing my jaw without my head because no one ever passes up getting some Botox at the dentist. They looked at me like I was the crazy one when I smirked and passed on their fabulous offer. And no sir, I'm not going to go home and give it some more thought.
I'm starting to relate with David Duchovny's Californication character, it really does seem like this town is trying to destroy all it women.
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Dentist's are crazy, they make so much money off injections, & pointless extras. I have around 20,000$ in my teeth, two root canals, four wisdom teeth removed,
five cavities filled with emalgum, a crown,& a front implant. Vicodin is a must, even if there's no pain.Temporomandibular joint disorder, sounds hard to treat the pain symptoms. I hope it doent cause to much pain in your case.
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