As usual I can't sleep,tonight I blame scary movies. I saw 'I am Legend' earlier and as much as I hate to admit it I am a total pansy. I have seen 3 scary movies in the last 2 weeks and my brain is full of fucked up shit. That's the problem with growing up without television, it makes you REALLY sensitive to visual media. God damn media making me paranoid, if it wasn't for that shit I prolly wouldn't put machetes and head bands on my Xmas list.
Tuesday we move HQ to a new more top secret location. In true Menendez fashion I have purchased the boxes but haven't started packing. According to the internet I procrastinate because I suffer from ADD. This I suspected considering I am to ADD to look up ADD. I have been meaning to search the symptoms for years and the magic internet always distracts me. Today after my roommate put away all the shiny objects I mangaed to take some online quizes and as suspected I am ninja level ADD. On one quiz required you to answer "very frequently" 20 of the questions before you got flagged for ADD..yeah...ummm..I managed to give that answer 65 times. Looks like my doctor will be hooking me up, if I remember why I made the appointment.
About Me
- Ryan Keely
- Hailing from a time not yet past, Ryan Keely, literal femme fetale and friend to the unicorn, is here to better prepare for the coming zombie epidemic the second time around. Having already seen the bleak not-so-distant future, she returns to kill her former, weaker self and infiltrate an unknowing world of drones and ill-prepared consumers. Constantly training her body and practicing her skills with a 44, a machete, and a crossbow it’s a wonder she still finds time to still fulfill her oftentimes unquenchable sexual needs and desires. In between training (and sometimes during) she is helping to stockpile a cache of sexually stimulating images and materials for the people of the future. “In the future there are zombies, but people are still horny”- Ryan Keely
2 comments:
you're hella funny... were you really scared? i actually had nightmares also last night.. but i was immune to the zombie-vampire things sooo i felt more or less in control.. hehehe.. fun times
Dude, I was so freaked out. I think a lot of it might have been due to the plotting of an escape from LA in the case of a zombie or manmade vampire virus outbreak. It's pretty impossible, unless you have a helicopter. There would be to many infected to either fight your way out or wait it out. Pretty shitty when you think about it.
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