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So I apologize for not writing for a few days. Last Tuesday I got the worst migraine of my life and the pain incapacitated me on Tuesday and made me feel like shit till about Friday. I then spent the weekend taking care of a girlfriend who has a gnarly leg infection. Yay! Fun!

What has been exciting is my shrinking roommate/business partner. It's like that movie Thinner, he has been doing the master cleanse for the past 9 days and has lost 17.5 pounds in that time frame. Bananas right? I was supposed to do the cleanse too but the herbs are what most likely caused the migraine. I think I'm going to go the colonic route instead. I love having strangers play with my ass.

I officially hate my new hair, I got the haircut I gave myself evened out and the bitch took another 3 inches off and it looks preppy. I'm indignant about what has happened to my head, it is short, preppy and lame. I have started chugging vitamins in a futile attempted to make it grow. If you want me to hate you, just tell me how much you liked my hair longer.

I shot for FTVGirls.com on Monday.. I have always really liked that site and I never thought I would be pretty enough to be considered. It made me feel confident and awesome until the owner pointed out that my short hair made me less hot and that i was a little thick around the middle. As soon as I got home I got a phone call telling me all the video is corrupted. Maybe it's Karma for calling me fat. Another day, another paycheck and a chance to do it better. How often does that happen?

Oh I also put on weight. Which is awesome , everyone likes being fat with a short haircut. I think I'm going to spend the day buying flannel and adopting cats.