yeah so....I don't really drink, but I do like refreshing, exciting beverages. So in my search for a fun, non-alcoholic beverage I came up with the Mota Mojo. At first I was pushing to call it the "Menendez", but if you order a Menendez your bartender will assume you want to have totally filthy sweaty sex for the next 2 1/2 hours and then do it again in the shower.....which is awesome and all but won't quench your desire for a tasty refreshing beverage. So I decided to call it the Mota Mojo because it tastes kinda like eating pot, has next to no calories, makes your breath smell good, and you're sober so your game stays tight.
Directions yo-
1. Fill a glass with fresh mint, limes and ice.
2. Muddle
3. Cover with sparkling water.
4. Hit on attractive, intelligent individuals, don't play games and do bang before you date. If they want to eat, take 'em to breakfast.
3 comments:
You must have really long fingers cause I cant for the life of me copy your bbg finger motions and I want tooooo sooooo freakin bad, its driving mad, its driving me mad.
I do I have really long fingers. It took me forever to figure out how throw the sign. Actually in the picture I am spelling out gold with my fingers because Photo Booth reverses the image so I had to adjust.
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