Ryan Keely

OK, I lied

2008-08-28T14:26:00.000-07:00

....go to www.readryan.com if you want to keep following my adventures

xoxox
Ryan

ReadRyan.com

2008-08-23T14:55:00.000-07:00

I've been working on a new home for this blog, one where i won't be afraid to post lots of naked pictures. SO in the next couple of weeks readryan.com will be the new home for my cranky, cranky rambling. This is just a heads up as ReadRyan.com is still in beta so yeah.........

Also my member's site www.RyanKeely.com is up and running with weekly updates so if you want regular naked pictures and videos of me you can go there for all your masturbational need.

On another note, i am horny and I am going to go violate my holes. I also need tentacle porn and someone to love me. Yes i will be masturbating AND crying, because we keep it gangster up in this bitch.

See a movie and drink beer with me!

2008-08-22T15:31:00.000-07:00

I am going to be up in Seattle the weekend of September 5th and 6th. The movie RIPPLE EFFECT is premiering that weekend at the the Uptown 3 in Queen Ann. The Uptown 3 (AMC) is located at 511 Queen Ann Ave. N, Seattle , WA 206-285-1022

I'm trying to get as many people to go to this movie as possible because AMC is giving this cool, spiritual, indie film a shot at big time distribution IF it does well on its opening weekend in Seattle. I will be up the street, at a yet to be named bar, buying beer for who ever brings me ticket stubs for ANY SHOW TIME for RIPPLE EFFECT on Friday and Saturday.

Also if your budget has been hit by the recession I will be buying tickets for those who send me an email at readryan@gmail.com This is an opportunity for an indie film to be shown in big theaters across the country, so support the cause and maybe we will see more creative and provocative movies make it big. If you know a good bar walking distance from the theater, let me know...I'm still looking for the right spot to post up and go on a bender for those two days.

super special stripper olympics

2008-08-20T01:01:00.000-07:00

Had to explain 'glorified' and 'dominatrix' to what may be the dumbest stripper of all time. The girl that thought the amish were from 'omland'(yes, spelled with an O) was a close second.

mind=blown

Texas Flash Flood

2008-08-19T00:48:00.000-07:00

I'm stuck in flash flood in a now transparent dress. My car's interior is getting destroyed because of the broken window. To avoid further damage to my leather I've holed up in an abandoned drive-thru with an overhang. Even if wanted to destroy my seats, I can't go to the hotel. The roads are closed due to flooding. It's beautiful. The cop I waded over to (water to my ankles) could have had a better reaction. I'm stranded in a white see-through dress with my false eyelashes still on. He needs to watch more film noir.-copied and pasted from a text to a friend

Lawton Photography

2008-08-17T20:05:00.000-07:00

Busted Window

2008-08-12T10:44:00.000-07:00

My hopes for Lawton were just that, hopes that are now broken like the drivers side window the Worlds Smallest Grip Truck. As a slept my car was busted into and several items were stolen. They missed the t-ball bat, iPods and Hustler magazines and took a bag with my brand new Hermes scarf, printer/fax/scanner and some other shit that i cant quite remember. I remember packing more stuff in that bag...no idea what i put in there. At least my hard drives with my site content are safe. Can't afford to fix it right now, spending all my money on my website ryankeely.com . At least now no one will have to break anything to get what they want in my car.

On a brighter note my first piece for POPPORN.com came out as did an interview for LatinBabeIndex.com

follow the links below.....

http://popporn.com/node/372

http://www.lynxmediagroup.com/latin-babe-index-blog/2008/08/11/an-interview-with-ryan-keely-formerly-maria-menendez/

San Angelo is a wrap

2008-08-11T10:28:00.000-07:00

I've got the first leg of my tour done and i am running massively late for week 2. I won't be blogging as much due to the travel. My laptop is broken so to get online i have to unpack and set up my desktop. I am twittering almost everyday, usually several times a day so you can join my stream at twitter.com username, ryankeely. For right now, I'm going to leave you with some pics of my very 'punk rock' dressing room from the Maximus in San Angelo. I'm hoping Lawton, OK will be a little less depressing.

RYAN KEELY RIPS THROUGH TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA

2008-08-01T10:59:00.000-07:00

Check out the really nice release Brian from POPPOPPORN.com for me.

RYAN KEELY RIPS THROUGH TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA

Texas - This August, online porn sensation and adult star Ryan Keely
will feature dance her way across the lone star state with a pit-stop in
Oklahoma to meet fans, break hearts and put on a show not soon to be
forgotten.

Keely has been contracted to dance at several of the Maximus Gentlemen's
Club across the great state of Texas including San Angelo, Wichita Falls
and Victoria. In addition, she will make a quick trip North to the
Sooner state to visit the Platinum Gentlemen's Club in Lawton, Oklahoma.

The full schedule is as follows:

August 4th - 9th: Maximus Gentlemen's Club, 330 W Washington Drive, San
Angeles, TX 76903

August 11th - 16th: Platinum Gentlemen's Club 12402 NW Cache Rd, Lawton
OK 73505

August 18th - 23rd: Maximus Gentlemen's Club, 3136 Seymour Hwy, Witchita
Falls, TX 76309

August 25th - 30th: Maximus Gentlemen's Club, 1901 North Ben Wilson,
Victoria, TX 77901

"I'm stoked to be visiting Texas. Ever since Bobby Peru had his way with
Ms. Lula Fortune and said he don't come up for air I've been excited to
show my stuff to the hoardes of Texans looking for a thrill." said Lynn.
"I'm just hoping I don't end up in jail."

Keely will be offering DVDs, pictures and autographs to her fans between
sets each night in each city. Sets times are 9PM, 11PM and 1PM every
night.

For more Ryan Keely, visit www.ryankeely.com and www.
myspace.com/missryankeely or
www.ryankeely.blogspot.com

Hard at work

2008-08-01T08:48:00.000-07:00

This is a shot of me shooting BTS cam on a Hustler feature. I'm really happiest shooting camera. As soon as my site starts running in the black I'm going to reinvest in shooting the freshest girls I can find.

Awesomeness

2008-07-30T19:50:00.000-07:00

While I pack up one secret lair for another, enjoy this video. Also those of you in the Texas, Oklahoma area will be delighted to know I will be touring the Maximus Clubs for the month of August. Details to follow.

Pay attention to me!

2008-07-25T08:39:00.000-07:00

Follow me on twitter, user name ryankeely. Help me stare at my phone even more than I already do.

I have a huge cock!

2008-07-24T18:47:00.001-07:00

This is what happens when you hire me to shoot Behind the Scenes. The movie is called "This Ain't Gilligan's Island" and should come out eventually. Its from HUSTLER directed by Anton Slayer aka Vincent Voss

Preparations begin.......

2008-07-23T20:56:00.000-07:00

Last night I dreamed I had to hack my way through animated rotting flesh. I sense the Apocalypse is closer than we had anticipated. This new awareness coupled with a knowledge that my location has been compromised forced me to take action. Unfortunately the army surplus store only had one machete in stock and no sharpening kits. As the Metal as Fuck Lawyer(working on a better nickname for this bad-ass ally), must be armed as well I shall soon return for more weapons and the tools needed to keep them sharp.

As for the compromised location, the hunt is on for a new base of operations. Time is short and money is even shorter, but cash supplies matter not when the stores are staffed by the un-dead.

I'm off to speak with Ellen Stagg, responsible for helping keep my glamor model cover believable and Justine, an ally about potential hideouts and city escape plans.

Kansas

2008-07-20T03:55:00.000-07:00

On my way out of town I hit a racoon, heard a song called 'honky tonk badunkadunk' passed a 'kum and go' gas station and realized that I want my life to be like a graphic novel adaptation of a Barry Gifford story. But with more sex and less murder.

I'm at an airport waiting to fly to Dallas for some excessive sexual activity and dinner at Medieval Times. I was dancing at club in Bumfuck, Kansas and the only for me to meet my lover was to start driving as soon as they let me off the stage. I still have my false eyelashes on and wads of uncounted dollar bills.

This post is reposted from 2 text messages

Ryan Reviews....Comics! Kick-Ass issue 3

2008-07-10T01:00:00.000-07:00

I likeses it! I'm going to go buy the first two issues tomorrow. There's internet references, fagging out and then a chick in a mask shows up with a katana and murders mother fuckers. Best 2.99 I've spent in a while.

2 days later-

I bought the first 2 in the series, and they rule. Concept-nerd kid makes himself a costume and goes looking for crime to fight, all does not go as planned, severe beating ensues as does awesomeness. Can't wait to learn more about the girl with the katana in issue 4.

While picking up the first 2 issues at Secret Headquarters I special ordered a very special graphic novel version of Barry Gifford's Perdita Durango I haven't seen since 7th grade. I hope it lives up to my memory

Yay for today!

2008-07-09T16:53:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure if my day could get any better. I woke up in a strange bed with my eyelashes still on, a personal favorite. I then got laid took a shower and bounced. Looking good in my walk of shame outfit I was running early to my lunch date with the super cool Joel Tucker over at the Stockroom.com offices. I killed time at the comic book store picking up some new reading material. Lunch was Mexican food followed by a serious game of Wii bowling where I beat Joel three times in a row. Amazing considering I suck at both video games and bowling. The Stockroom staff rules, if I ever get a real job I want to work there. They even hooked my up with tentacle porn, my favorite! And then i went grocery shopping. Now I am home, with food in the fridge, comic books, tentacle porn and time to work on my website. I'm trying to think of ways how my day could rule more, and the only thing that comes to mind is old school ECW and Smoky Mountain wrestling videos or a hot slut with a cardboard check for a large sum of cash, or both!

For those who have fallen....

2008-07-03T17:16:00.000-07:00

tomorrow, remember the heros who have passed.......

"It's a very merry un-birthday"

2008-07-01T18:14:00.000-07:00

It doesn't even feel like it's my birthday is tomorrow. I've been hiding inside all day eating like a slug and watching "Mick Foley's Greatest Hits and Misses" ignoring the few people who texted asking where the party is. All my plans for a big 'twenty-whore' celebration are being overshadowed by my impending move to New City X. Thats why I haven't been writing, I've been scoping out a new top secret lair.

I'm sure my mood will improve tomorrow when someone give me a ridiculously silly present, for now I wallow with wrestling.

Ryan Keely on Playboy Radio TODAY

2008-06-30T09:45:00.000-07:00

Ryan Keely will be appearing on Playdate with Tara Mack today at 2pm PST. Last time Ryan appeared on Playdate she pwned the show's challenge of distracting Major League Baseball player Bronson Arroyo with silly string, confetti guns, adorable panties and a mean tickling technique. Tune in today because the self proclaimed 'sexual terrorist' is always trying to one up herself.

Show can be heard by SIRIUS radio subscribers.
Playboy Radio channel 198, between the hours of
2 and 3pm PST.

Visit www.playboyradio.com for more information.

I'm getting old

2008-06-21T00:50:00.000-07:00

While watching MTV with my BFF I realize that I do not understand half of the slang being used by lil' Mama and the rest of the whippersnappers prancing around in silly outfits. Last night I watched a stripper unironicly pole dance to Spice Girls and whoever does that song that talks about girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. My sciatica is acting up and I have a newly developed love of Oil of Olay. I'm going to call my mom and tell her she's right about everything and apologize for running away to roller boogie. I need to get high the old fashioned way, red wine and valium.

Which reptilian from the third dimension do you want running our country?

2008-06-16T12:55:00.000-07:00

i cant fucking sleep

2008-06-12T03:47:00.000-07:00

stressing and sweating is what I've done since I've been to bed. I have to be up in less than 3 hours to prep my shows for tonight. I don't know why I bother, florida doesn't seem to get my steez.

On the up side, my site is up and working. I'm glad that my hard work is starting to yield results. Anyway, back to the tossing and turning.

xoxo,
Ryan

I’m Feature Dancing June 9th-14th

2008-06-09T12:36:00.000-07:00

Ryan is performing at Tootsies, Monday June 9th through Saturday the 14th. This event is sure to be an exciting one for both Ryan and everyone in attendance as she's vigorously prepared 12 brand new acts to blow every single one of the hungry club-goers out of their seats! If you're in the Miami area be sure to RUN not walk to Tootsies to be dazzled and entertained.   

Tootsie's
150 NW 183rd St.
Miami Gardens, FL 33169
305.551.5822   

See http://pure-talent dot com & www.stripclubnetwork dot com/tootsiesfl/ for additional info.

For dirty pics and sleazy videos please visit http://ryankeely dot com.

east TX

2008-06-07T14:48:00.000-07:00

It's fucking hot here. I'm writting this from the Denny's where they have grits and no healthy choices. Thank god I quit eating land animals so I eat all the fast food and pancakes I want and still stay skinny.

About to get back in the worlds smallest grip truck and finish the trek to FL.

Malachi's taking first shift so I am going to pass back out and hopefully wake up in the state of LA.

Looking forward to dancing when I'm not feeling queasy thinking about it. I think I am going to try out my girl scout, fitness and cowboy numbers out monday night. None of them have been performed in front of an audience so wish me luck.

REI gets me excited.

2008-06-03T11:32:00.000-07:00

I have until Friday to finalize music on 9, 20 min sets as well as finish up all 12 of my costumes and figure out how to do a paint show. I feel like I am going to vomit.........I leave friday morning and I am not feeling super confident.

However I got to cheer myself up with a trip to REI to get supplies for the drive, I'm planning to make some stops and maybe grab a day hike or two. Anyway, I got this totally sweet cooler thing its food storage on one side, a cooler on the other and it folds out and has a work station between the sides. I also got myself a swiss army knife to hold my over until I can get the Leatherman Skeletool CX and some super cool food eating devices that looks like a spork on steroids. If only I had more gift certs I would have outfitted my self right. I fucking love REI, they have all the coolest shit you never knew you needed. I'm still lusting after flexible camp bowls and tricked out tents. Can you tell I'm from the Northwest? Until I became a model my most expensive pair of shoes were my hiking boots.

Those of you who can make it to Miami Gardens next week should totally go, my dancing isn't the best (yet) but my costumes are pretty rad. Think knee high, red patent, 5" spikes to match my assless chaps cowgirl costume.

Little Girls!!

2008-05-29T22:46:00.000-07:00

I am now the proud owner of a super hot Girls Scout Costume. In the process of picking music I found this gem of a video.

the high price of feather fans and E6000

2008-05-26T23:23:00.000-07:00

El Paso was awesome, such a great learning experience and I met so many great people. Didn't really make that much money though. I guess I did OK as a feature dancer because I am now booked at Tootsies in Florida for the 9th-14th of June. Which is awesome because it is one of the best clubs in the US, lame because now I have to put together 9 new costumes and music as well as polish up the three numbers I have. I have no idea how I am going to afford it all......I hate this economy. I feel like I hemorage cash and have nothing to show for it. Something has to change and soon. I'm trying to make as many parts of my costumes as I can but rhinestones are expensive and it is so time consuming to hand sew and glue every bit of sparkle myself.

I'm exhausted, stressed and I just want to have the time to go visit my mom and clear up my court shit so I can get my license back.

Hard work pays off, at least I fucking hope it does. Sorry to sound so down, I am but I am trying to stay optimistic. At least I have lots of opportunities to do cool stuff.

The pic is a sketch done of me by James Jean, I feel honored to be portrayed by such a great artist.

I'm Feature Dancing May 15th-17th

2008-05-16T18:12:00.000-07:00

From Thursday May 15th through Saturday the17th Pure Talent Agency is holding a Feature Dancing Showcase at The Red Parrot in El Paso, TX featuring Adult Film Star Ryan Keely of ryankeely dot com.

Ryan is performing every night for the showcase beginning tonight. She premieres her dirty burlesque-inspired number at 12:30AM. This event is sure to be an exciting one for both Ryan and everyone in attendance as she's vigorously prepared her three innovative acts for weeks to blow every single one of the hungry club-goers out of their seats! If you're in the El Paso area be sure to RUN not walk to The Red Parrot to see Ryan dazzle and entertain.

The Red Parrot is located at: 14400 Gateway Blvd W El Paso, TX 79928

See http://pure-talent dot com & http://redparrot dot com for additional info.

For dirty pics and sleazy videos please visit http://ryankeely dot com.

I wanna make out/hang our with these chicks!

2008-05-13T00:43:00.000-07:00

Don't you hate it when you cant decide? I love this video, hipster chicks gone wild! I can fuck chicks on film, jerk off in semi public places but i am not ready to shake my ass on a crowded subway.....maybe if I had some hot scenester BFFs that wanted to roll with me.....I'm now excepting applications for new stylie-ass girlfriends with lots of moxie.

hotness

2008-05-11T01:26:00.000-07:00

I'm wearing 5 inch heels with a hot rocker in my room who is super turned on by the fact that I had sex with 3 hot girls yesterday, and the day before that i fucked Justine on the very couch homie is sitting on.

I love my life.

soon to be stripper cant sleep

2008-05-07T04:24:00.000-07:00

I'm preparing for my first big feature show and it has been so much fun and so much work.

I've picked music for my 'make love not war' set and tomorrow I get to start shopping for my costume! I couldn't practice any dancing today because my shoulders and knees needed a break.

I have to go to class in a few hours, but I am totally in insomnia mode and I can't fall asleep. I thought I'd write a little something before I go and lay down, again....I hate it when I can't sleep. If I was being a good writer right now I wouldn't care, but it is a struggle to even type even this short post. I have found my vibe, buried in my office loveseat, and I am going to try to jerk myself to sleep. Wish me luck! I have to be on a pole at 11 am and no sleep could lead to injuries or poor shopping choices.

I love to ride my bicycle! I love to ride my bike!

2008-04-24T20:06:00.000-07:00

This settles it, I'm getting a motorcycle. Seriously, I'm selling my car for lighting equipment and software, my license is temp suspended anyway......and as soon as I'm street legal I'm buying a motorcycle.

If anyone wants my '06 fully loaded gunmetal grey, convertible Mini Cooper S email news@ryankeely.com for details. 24Gs and I'll throw in a signed magazine.

Best day ever!

2008-04-24T00:52:00.000-07:00

That is all.

I'm NOT ignoring you

2008-04-19T14:03:00.000-07:00

I'm getting my site up! As I write this my videos are being uploaded to the server and my webmaster is putting the final touches on the members area. On Monday or Tuesday I will be able to submit it to CCBill and Visa for approval, a process that should take about 3 weeks. And the I have a site!!! And you can see all the awesome content I've been shooting this past year. I really can't believe it is actually finally happening. I've got nerves about it, I've put so much into it, time, money, hard work, I just want it to be a success and I am afraid of success at the same time, if that makes any sense.

I'll be doing web cam shows soon and I just signed with a feature dancing agency, there is so much going on and I just can't believe my site is FINALLY going to launch. This afternoon I have an interview with the Brazilian Magazine Ele Ela and before that I am going to go to AIM to get my test.....

So much to do! But I love it, I'm not happy when I'm not working. When I was in Hong Kong I had my palm read and my life line and work line connect and taper out at the same time. Even destiny understands my need to keep busy :D

Anyway.....I take self portraits on Photobooth, here are some of the latest featuring my my new head style.

Penny Flame and I go shopping

2008-04-17T03:53:00.000-07:00

Click here for Penny Flame's Site

Old interview, new movie

2008-04-16T05:13:00.000-07:00

The first g/g scene I ever shot will be coming out on May 12 from Evil Angel. Above is a little interview I shot before I left for set.....The scene was fun to shoot and I can't wait to see it on my T.V. There is a trailer at EvilAngel.com I would post it here, but it would violate google terms and conditions :(

Pussy!

2008-04-10T20:19:00.000-07:00

This has been one of the most exciting weeks of my life. My website is actually becoming a reality. The tour pages are being built, we are signing up with a credit card processor and picking which videos and photo sets we will launch with. I'm also in the process of joining the camz networks so I can do weekly live shows. Its fucking nuts around here!

And on top of that I have been shooting a lot too. Yesterday I flew up to SF to shoot for www.kink.com, I think it is one of my best scenes to date. They said I could have some pics, so I'll post them when I get them. And today herfirslesbiansex.com had me fucking Nevaeh and Sammy Rhodes. I couldn't have picked two finer broads to have lesbian intercourse with. Jesus, I love Sammy, we shot for welivetogether.com not that long ago and it was fucking awesome to see her on set today. Kinda got a girl crush. And Nevaeh, smokin' hot peep her mypsace at www.myspace.com/naughtynevaeh

Back to the trenches. I need an investor to grow my company. I have to figure out how to approach potential investors and what terms I'll need to negotiate. Wish me luck!

I'm in lust

2008-04-07T01:57:00.000-07:00

Shot a g/g photo set for my soon to launched site on Friday. It was such a tease to have my face in Paola Rey's sweet cunt and not get to properly fuck it. I teased her with my tongue the whole set, gently licked her as lights were fussed with and memory cards swapped out. I guess I did a good job because she agreed to shoot some video with me on the 18th. I'm counting down the days.......She is so fucking hot I actually tongued her ass, I don't ever lick ass. Ever.

I liked it and I can't wait to do it again.

I love Zero Tolerance!

2008-04-03T10:27:00.000-07:00

April 1st was amazing, I got to work with my favorite production team ever and bang the incredibly sexy Devi Emmerson.

Mike Quasar is my favorite director to work for, not only is he smart, awesome and super sexy he lets me have sex with girls the right way, no toys and lots of making out. I hate when half of the scene is focused on using toys, I never use toys when I bang girls in my personal life. I like making out and using my tongue and fingers best.

So anyway I get picked up by the PM Nate Liquor and we chat it up as we haven't seen each other in forever, turns out we are practically neighbors so I see some sweet BBQ action in my future. I get to set and get my make-up done by the amazing Patty and then Tasha dresses me up in some amazing outfits. Veronica Hart was on set too, and I adore that woman. I invited her to dinner, so hopefully I'll be seeing more of her too. I got to dress in sexy lingerie, a school girl outfit and then it was a swimsuit with a cap and goggles that I peeled off to screw hot little Devi. And there was a totally sweet Trans Am in the driveway! I spent at least 30 min trying to find the owner, but alas no hot beefy dirt bag claimed the car so my fantasy of getting done on the Firebird will have to remain just that, a fantasy.

Check out the body on Devi, yeah I hit that.....

So I used to review porn....

2008-04-01T03:23:00.000-07:00

Thanks to an anonymous MySpace friend who got me thinking and writing about my past life-

Making good pornography is more about casting than production value. I fear some directors forget that people are watching adult films for an average of 6 min at a time and are more concerned about getting off than high end jiggerypokery. I professionally reviewed porn for over two years and in my expert opinion John Leslie makes the only "feature" films worth watching. Club Jenna put out a few good titles as well, but I always end up going back to directors like Erik Everhard, Nacho Vidal and early Manuel Ferrara who just find hot girls and fuck the holy living hell out of them. I would rather spend my six min. watching some girl enjoying huge cock on a couch in the valley than some drugged up model in a fancy outfit go through the motions on a sound stage. But that's just me.

Favorite Adult Movies-off the top of my head,

Chameleons Not The Sequel-John Leslie/VCA-best porn ever

Bella Loves Jenna-Justin Sterling/Club Jenna-there is unreleased fisting footage I would love to see

Racial Tension-Mike John/Jules Jordan Video

Fresh Meat-Jules Jordan/Jules Jordan Video-one of the greatest air tights of all time

anything Erik Everhard Directs except the reverse gangbang stuff

Gang Up volumes 1&2-New Sensations-personal favorite as I don't know any of the performers, besides Americans make crap gangbang flicks, this is how it should be done.

Fashionistas-John Stagliano/Evil Angel

Teen Cum Squad vol. 1 to 10-Manual Ferrara/Evil Angel

Anal Expedition vol. 1 to 10-Manual Ferrara/Evil Angel

I also love anime porn, Urotsukidōji, legend of the overfiend is an all time favorite, my first porn actually. But I can't find it on DVD. I still have the pirated VHS tape my friends stole for me in Junior High. La Blue girl is good too.......I could give you a more in depth list but I would have to pull the permanent collection out of the garage and that would require a bribe.

It sucks, I reviewed for so long I don't watch it much anymore. I fear I'll forget to masturbate and just take notes.

Necromancer's Answer

2008-03-28T03:05:00.000-07:00

This is a comment on my last blog Chanta's Bitch, below is my response.

necromancer said...

You are a real thug when it comes to getting fucked. On the real though how many orgasms cum with that DOM stuff, how good is it?
Im not knocking it, just never been into being dominated.Sounds like a fun video to watch, cant you post some porn here, blogger allows it?

March 27, 2008 6:06 PM

I don't count orgasms, I just enjoy the experience. I'm a girl, sex is all psychological. The best part about my job is I get to try out all sorts of crazy new things that I probably wouldn't get to try on my own. I find the exploration of my sexuality the most arousing/awesome part of performing. And the sex with hot people and crazy toy is cool too.

I wouldn't post a video here because a) I don't think Blogger would allow it and b) I think it is important to pay for adult content, just like it is important to pay for music and movies. Support the cause. I'm not getting rich off of porn, neither are most of the people I work with. I do it because I love it. It would suck if this amazing community was unable to continue on because of free porn.

A lot of people work in porn because they don't fit anywhere else. I'm one of those people. I have always been sexual and on some level people pick up on. I was always mocked as a "slut" even before I had had my first kiss. This country frowns on sexuality, even the unconscious expression of it. I felt like a freak until I found the adult industry. I'm not saying everything is peachy keen, dealing with judgement and alienation is something that is a daily reality for me. Nobody wants their child/sibling/lover/friend to work in porn, even working off camera was caused rifts in my personal relationships. I deal with that shit because coming out of the closet as a strong, sexual woman empowered me, and the adult industry is the only place I have experienced acceptance, love and understanding. We are all freaks in this biz, and we stick together and support each other. And frankly I don't think the rest of the world would want to deal with us deviant weirdos now that we have shrugged of the soul sucking shackles of sexual shame.

Chanta's Bitch

2008-03-27T03:58:00.000-07:00

I spent yesterday afternoon tied up and being violated. It was fucking awesome. The director Chanta put me in the most brutal bondage I have experienced to date. I really like doing rope bondage and I enjoyed the challenging new positions. The bondage was amazing as was the scene, we did spanking, flogging, electro-stim with the Violet Wand and a crazy dildo/plug thing that shot waves of electricity inside my pussy and of course I was re-tied, bent over and pounded with a strap on. It was a lot of fun. I subbed for Audrey Lee, she was pretty and blond but Chanta had to feed her a lot of the dom talk off camera which made we want to sub for Chanta. The scene was solid and I came a lot so maybe Chanta will want to bring me back and get a piece for herself.

Ummmm, huh?

2008-03-25T08:45:00.000-07:00

Unicorns are Valuable

2008-03-22T04:53:00.000-07:00

I am not a writer, I am a model who blogs. I have a story to tell, a story so great I can not do it justice on my own. So may I present Mr. Malachi Ecks, roommate, wordsmith, ninja and the backbone of Grind Incorporated appearing tonight as my ghost writer for a tale I like to call.....

"Unicorns are Valuable"

So there we were out at a bar and we had to test the new girl. Her tenure was still in its infancy and fuck, what were we going to do, jump her in? The roomies sometimes pack blades. Plus the girl has a neck tattoo, she might've been wily, tough, carried her OWN blade, or all of the above. That would leave me to clean up and explain things and I don't really care much for cleaning.

So anyway, we're at the bar and there is this guy sitting behind Navy. Navy turns, glances, and says; "Check out down-on-his-luck Donny over there."

I looked back and saw this almost hollow man. He was made of tin with an echoing chest. Heavy hands holding up his drooped head by its chin, his brown curls were a wacky forest beaten by bullshit, sunshine, booze, and solitude

Malachi said, "Nico, you HAVE to go talk to that guy."

"What? No way." she promptly replied.

Then before he could even ask again the terrible twosome, Malachi and Navy, started in and, Christ, they can get to your core sometimes.

Malachi says, "What? Are you fucking kidding me? Go talk to the fuckin' guy."

Navy jolts in, "Yeah, what's your deal? It's a good look for you."

"I don't want to do it," she responds almost coyly.

She seemed impervious to threats and bullying. It is a rare a person can withstand a badgering from those two. I admired her spunk, but desired some amusement. So I bribed her. Just like in elementary school, when Parent's would bribe their kids with Nintendo games if they received good grades. Except instead of games, my first offer was, "I'll give you ten dollars."

She shook her head with a smile. From the boys came, "Dude, that's ten bucks you don't have right now."

Nothing.

I upped the ante, and offered her something special, my very own trump card, if you please.

"I'll draw you a picture of a unicorn!" I exclaimed with joy and slight jealousy, because I love unicorns and I want a one-of-a-kind drawing of a unicorn.

I had guessed right, Nico brightened at the offer of a unicorn drawing but quickly questioned my follow-through. The twos were more than welcome to back me up with much reassurance that I would indeed follow through on the unicorn. She still wouldn't budge. I calmed myself from the unicorn afterthoughts, looked her dead-on and said, "Ok. Ten dollars, a drawing of a unicorn, and I'll run you a nice hot bath." She gazed for a second, "With bubbles," I added.

"And I'll jerk off on you!" Malachi said with a laugh.

With chuckles Malachi, Navy and I stood engrossed in our cocktails and cleverness. We didn’t notice that Nico had slipped away until we turned to see her sitting next to Donny.

They chatted it up and the boy smiled as the echo in his chest turned to steady thuds of a heart come to life. We watched as he fell in love, bowing that curly mop closer to her and becoming more animated by the minute.

She came back over with a report, "He's in a band. He was excited that I used to play bass and is he VERY interested in my tambourine skills. He’s name’s not Donny, but you were close, it’s Dan."

We paid her the $10 on the spot, I just completed the unicorn drawing, bubble bath has been procured and Malachi is more than willing to J/O on her. Will she have the balls to ask for some balls? I don’t know, but I do know that unicorns a) kick ass and b) make great bribes.

Never back down, never give in, these colours don't run, stand up tall and when all else fails throw in a bubble bath and some original unicorn iconography.

Shepard Fairey Show

2008-03-19T02:40:00.000-07:00

Last week Malachi and Navy dragged me out of to the amazing Shepard Fairey gallery show. Unfortantly all the pieces I could afford were sold by the time I got there but I got to hang out, peep the art and do the social thing.

For those of you who don't know Shepard Fairey was the creator of the Andre the Giant has Posse sticker campaign among other things. His art is bold, graphic and provocative.

to learn more about Fairey go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_Fairey

Quality Television

2008-03-14T23:41:00.000-07:00

Someone needs a gold star

2008-03-13T04:30:00.001-07:00

I have been teaching myself photoshop for the past 4 months. It started with me finding the Heal Tool and snowballed from there. I've been pretty busy getting all my pics ready for the site (launching early April) but today I took some time to make a promo image to celebrate my first magazine spread. I'm so proud of it I had to post it twice. I had never created a background or worked with layers before. My friend DJ Odi gave me some pointers, showed me some shortcuts and all of the sudden it's like I went from a white belt to a yellow belt.

Ryan Keely in the April issue of Gallery Magazine out now!!

2008-03-13T01:51:00.000-07:00

Ryan Keely is April 2008's "Girl Next Door" in Gallery Magazine. It's available in finer stores and news stands now.

Post 100

2008-03-08T02:38:00.000-08:00

I am declaring myself the FTW World Champion of your crotch. Someone send in a valet with a big ass belt and the camera crew so I can cut a promo.

Feature Dance Wrap Up

2008-03-06T07:55:00.000-08:00

I had a total blast for my first feature dance performance. I danced a glam rock set with music from Bowie, Iggy Pop and a little Blondie too. I wore this amazing floor length black furry coat with glitter boots and not much else. It was filthy and fun and I am still finding glitter in the strangest places. It sucks though, Tuesday night was a special event put on by my agency. It turns out I don't have enough credits as a porn star to be booked as a feature dancer. It will be about a year before I will be able to get myself a feature dancing agent and headline strip clubs nation wide. In the meantime you can check me out in the April issue of Gallery, which is on newsstands now. I didn't make the cover but I do have a generous 14 page spread. I think that's pretty good for my first magazine.

Feature Dancing Debut

2008-03-02T20:01:00.000-08:00

If you want to come see me take my clothes of live and in person come to Rouge Gentlemen's Club Tuesday night.

More info can be found at this link under the "Entertainment & Events" banner
Rogue Gentleman's Club

Rouge Gentlemen Club‎ - more info »
14626 Raymer St, Van Nuys, CA
(818) 786-1822‎

I've been putting a lot of work into my performance. I would love it if some people actually showed up.

Vegas Malaise

2008-02-26T21:53:00.000-08:00

I'm in Vegas, I have my own hotel room, I'm super horny and totally unmotivated to go find some strange ass. Eventually around 4am the tossing and turning will force me to venture out hours to late and I will invariably end up drinking Stoli/Soda's with some old asian bartender who is listening to me lie about pretty much everything.

I will end up getting so drunk I will either pass out in my make-up or manage to cab it to a sex shop where I will reccomend adult merchandise to an older, giggling couple as I battery test several toys for stregnth while asking the clerk questions about obscure adult movies. I will purchase one powerful vibe, batteries, silicone based lubricant, either an adult mag 3 pack or several books of erotica and sex advice and possibly an obscene amount of whip-is with an array of colored balloons. At this point I will stumble back to the over tipped cab driver who will deposit my grinning, chain-smoking ass back to the bright lights and early morning gambling. After the front desk reminds me which room I am staying in (I didn't forget, but at that hour the front desk people will be the only sober, fairly clean options around) I will struggle with the stupid card key then attempt to masturbate until i give up realizing that I am too depressed to bring my self to orgasm and will suffer buyers remorse as I am cramming books I will never read and yet another gently used vibe into my bags as I try to figure out if I am still drunk or simply lacking a serious hangover.

Some day I feel like this

2008-02-21T14:04:00.000-08:00

Necromancer Comment Reply

2008-02-19T02:56:00.000-08:00

I don't know about mixing Oxygen and Nirous at the same time, but here are some pics of me trying to huff Nitrous and jerk off at the same time. Note the word trying.

I love LA, Part 1

2008-02-19T01:57:00.000-08:00

I love living in Los Angeles, moving here is like falling down a rabbit hole.

This past Friday I was getting my teeth cleaned and complaining about my ever worsening TMJ. My dentist's recommended SHOOTING MY JAW FULL OF BOTOX. The possible side effects of paralyzing my jaw muscles are mind boggling alone, but Wait! There's MORE! Included in the $1,200 price tag were a few injections for my forehead. There wasn't even a price for doing my jaw without my head because no one ever passes up getting some Botox at the dentist. They looked at me like I was the crazy one when I smirked and passed on their fabulous offer. And no sir, I'm not going to go home and give it some more thought.

I'm starting to relate with David Duchovny's Californication character, it really does seem like this town is trying to destroy all it women.

Using

2008-02-10T18:06:00.000-08:00

I found the can of Peppermint Oxygen in the mini bar next to the beer so I huffed the shit out of it. Following is documentation of this dramatic event. My oxygen addiction is spiraling out of control

Watch this, I dare you.

2008-02-05T14:01:00.000-08:00

Comments? Thoughts?

This will be stuck in your head for a month MUAHAHAHAH!!!!! Good thing it's fucking AWESOME

I want to fuck.

2008-02-04T01:30:00.000-08:00

I really, really want to fuck. I am short of breath and giving my roommates the once over. Fortunately I don't think either of them are all that interested. Some mother fucker got me all hot and bothered I am ready to go (again).

The Romance

2008-02-02T01:09:00.000-08:00

Four AM Friday night found me purchasing strawberries and whipped cream at the corner store. While I stockpiled supplies to spend an exciting night emailing, watching infomercials and text flirting a handsome man dashed in to purchased as single rose. For a moment I was jealous (I was buying whipped cream to eat fully clothed by myself) and then I realized the way to my heart doesn't involve red roses. With a commercial bullshit holiday approaching I take comfort in the fact that the sex I do have involves group sex, hot girl on girl action and multiple orgasms with people who are romantic it much more original ways. However a less busy booty call who arrives with take-out, anime and a hot friend would rock my world. (I miss you Justine!)

Corey Delaney is my hero

2008-01-27T22:35:00.000-08:00

Corey Delaney rocks a super fresh, on point cock-star look and throws parties where cop cars get smashed up....and he's only 16. He pretty much rules and I will eventually party with the kid. I'm tempted to make him my bitch, he seems like he need a nice ass reaming but 'm trying to avoid the gonasyphaherpaAIDS. I wish I was being awesome like Corey at 16, all I did at that age was shave my head and drop out of school. I didn't even have awesome sunglasses.

Check out the under age douche baggery below........

home, just home

2008-01-27T03:57:00.000-08:00

After a month of living out of a suitcase and sleeping on planes I finally made it back to the place where I pay rent and keep my books. The house isn't settled but it is perfect anyway. While I was gone Malachi unpacked and organized and then my other favorite person moved in and we are redoing the entire space to create work/live space we need to make our dreams happen. I couldn't be happier. There is such beauty in my life, for the first time in my life I am happy, confident and grounded. I feel strong and I'm not afraid of the fuck up.

This is my drunken "I love you guys" to all the amazing people out there that give a fuck about my existence, it makes me feel special.

I'm writing this during Malachi's Birthday party and I must get back.

crashing things

2008-01-23T01:50:00.000-08:00

I might give up driving. I got into my 4th accident in 3 years when I totaled my Dad's car today. Sooo based on my track record, I don't think I should get to drive anymore.

It was a one car collision, I hit some ice, over-corrected and spun out hitting a guard rail at about 45 miles an hour. My chest is covered in bruises, as are my hips and my knee is very swollen and nasty looking. I walked away and for that I am very thankful. I'm also thankful for the hot as shit, really sweet state trooper who showed up to help me. The man had beautiful hands and a gentle demeanor, I would make out with Janet Reno to photograph him.

Anyway, I'm ok and when I get back to civilization I'm going to post some bruise pics.

On the way to JFK

2008-01-17T13:23:00.000-08:00

I'm posting this from the back of cab. Family duty calls and I must go to Seattle for the weekend. I don't want to leave New York, ever.

I am SOOO full right now, I totally gorged at Curry in a Hurry. I love that spot, good food, easy on the digestion. I am determined to make it through one of their punch card things by the end of my next trip out here.

I'm in traffic and am going to get some sleep before I get on my plane. I'm back to being nocturnal and can't sleep until the sun comes up. Its totally fucked, as if I wasn't enough of a weirdo already.

Watch out Seattle, I'm coming to suck your blood.

New Tattoo!

2008-01-16T23:50:00.000-08:00

I really love getting tatted, it feels so yummy. I think it is better than being tied up and flogged.

I got my first tat on my last trip to NY and it was so amazing. I decided I wanted some more sexy magic and went back to the AMAZING Josh Lord at East Side Ink. He gave me a totally sweet elephant and the shop manager made out with me to help me relax. I am soooo addicted, whoever said tattoos hurt have never had a bikini wax.

Thank you Josh! Go to East Side Ink, they fucking rule and I would never go anywhere else.

New Year, New York, new name

2008-01-15T09:07:00.000-08:00

Those of you who managed to track me down, Congrats, you are very, very smart. I had to change it because I was found out by a family member who decided to show my very young cousin. Fucked up right?

Anyway, I'm back in action. I'm looking forward to this year, I think it will be a good one.

xoxo,

Ryan

Teeth

2008-01-08T17:11:00.000-08:00

Online Videos by Veoh.com

Art Films kick ass, so does everyone else involved in this project.

so wrong/so right

2008-01-07T21:37:00.000-08:00

this is pretty much the best thing ever, Monica and Penelope Cruz getting all incest in their brother's music video. I feel this is what the fall of Rome must have been like. I'm kinda stoked to see how much further we can debase as a society, 'cause that video is dirty.

we are way to awesome for you/what happens in the 'burbs

2008-01-05T02:18:00.001-08:00

-Note the hand painted holiday wineglasses

NY Rehash

2007-12-27T18:01:00.000-08:00

So I came across this writing exercise for a blog I never wrote, check it out.

How do i feel about my trip to new york?

I had amazing sex with amazing people
I got my first tattoo
earned my Red Wings
Took mushrooms at the natural history museum
fucked a Russian who fucked me like I've never been fucked before
Met a couple I want to play with
Fell in love with a girl who looks like Nefertiti, going to take is slow with her
Orgies
Shot with Bob Coulter in a charge by the hour hotel in queens

withdrawal

2007-12-19T19:09:00.000-08:00

My new house doesn't have internet yet. It's speeding up the unpacking process.

Malachi has started dressing like a gangster to fit in with the neighborhood.

Unpacking soundtrack - Gold Chains

I just tagged this post with "sister" and "sex" ewwwww

2007-12-18T00:14:00.000-08:00

My anti-depressant is making me surly, I soooo want to fight. At least I think that's what is, it is the only thing that has changed in the last few days, except of course my agro level. This is what I imagine 'roid rage to be like, I don't feel bad about being angry which is the weird part.

I'm packing for the move, finally, well after I'm done here and a few other places. I think I over scheduled myself, tomorrow I'm not only moving but shooting with the super hot Joanna Angel. I'm gonna get me some!

My sister got home safe, thank you to everyone who expressed their support.

2007-12-17T05:50:00.000-08:00

As usual I can't sleep,tonight I blame scary movies. I saw 'I am Legend' earlier and as much as I hate to admit it I am a total pansy. I have seen 3 scary movies in the last 2 weeks and my brain is full of fucked up shit. That's the problem with growing up without television, it makes you REALLY sensitive to visual media. God damn media making me paranoid, if it wasn't for that shit I prolly wouldn't put machetes and head bands on my Xmas list.

Tuesday we move HQ to a new more top secret location. In true Menendez fashion I have purchased the boxes but haven't started packing. According to the internet I procrastinate because I suffer from ADD. This I suspected considering I am to ADD to look up ADD. I have been meaning to search the symptoms for years and the magic internet always distracts me. Today after my roommate put away all the shiny objects I mangaed to take some online quizes and as suspected I am ninja level ADD. On one quiz required you to answer "very frequently" 20 of the questions before you got flagged for ADD..yeah...ummm..I managed to give that answer 65 times. Looks like my doctor will be hooking me up, if I remember why I made the appointment.

Sleepless Nights

2007-12-14T02:11:00.000-08:00

I am so fucking horny I can't sleep, for the 3rd night in a row I have found myself awake at an unresonable hour craving cock. This is bullshit and I am blaming the Wellbutrin. I just want to quit smoking. The last thing i need or want is a even more voratious sex drive.

If you want to check out my voracious sex drive I now have DVDs on the market. Andrew Blake X one was nominated for a bunch of shit, the Pussy Footin' #22 was just fun to shoot 'cause I love pussy and I love feet. I wish I had some hot slut over right now who would let me gag on her feet. Get them all wet and stick my tounge between her toes........and then fuck each other silly.....mmmmm.....I'm going to go jerk off again.

Pussy Footin' #22

Andrew Blake- X

Follow the links to purchase my DVDs

I'm going to call this my animated Christmas list

2007-12-12T19:36:00.000-08:00

The only thing missing is a blackened machete and a new tutu. I do want my AK-47 to be gold plated though, cause I like my shit custom.

Date Night

2007-12-09T01:30:00.000-08:00

I love my boyfriend. Aren't we cute together? He's been feeling neglected because I have been having an affair with my desktop.

I spent all evening on a shoot for what I think is a B movie. I was just there to suck on some toys and lift my skirt up, working title 'American Fetish.' We shot at Passive Arts, which is the nicest fetish club I have seen in the LA area. It was loads of fun, tonight is one of their big party nights too; it was total chaos. I wish I could have stayed for some bondage and a beating but I want to get some website work done before I pass out.

Working on my site has made me totally nocturnal, I go to bed around 4am and wake up in the mid-afternoon. It's been raining at night and I have been working with the windows open in my winter coat. It's so good to get rain here, the energy changes and you can breath properly. Unless you are hyperventilating on the freeway like I was earlier. LA people can't drive and they sure as hell can't drive in the rain. People are either doing 40mph or doing the usually LA 80 mph and tailgating. I am going to stay inside and listen to the horns and the yelling, I'm about to watch the "t.v." out my window. People are going off in my hood, more than normal, I'm hoping to see a fight or group of chubby bar chicks being picked up. I have a feeling that when the bars get out my view is going to be pretty awesome. Last week we had a a fire, Go to KillYourFamily.net and check out the video my Roommate shot from our living room. Aww shit, gots to go, someone just went the wrong way on a one way.

Aaron McGruder

2007-12-04T00:38:00.000-08:00

The Boondocks creator currently tops my "people I will never meet but totally want to make-out with" list. I want him junior high style.

I like, want my chin to get all red and chaffed from his man's scruff, dry humpin' like we are in the back parking lot after drama club. I would let him give me a hicky.

Ninja's kick ass

2007-12-03T15:04:00.000-08:00

I have hired a web ninja. His mind is strong, his weapons are powerful, he has promised a site full of magic and wonder.

Besides being a ninja he a) understands the need to prepare for the coming zombie epidemic b) promised me a website by the first week of January and c) worked on my favorite website of all time, http://paymissbrittany.com/

Dudes, i got one word for you, stoked.

I have been frantically editing photo sets and QCing videos, I am only taking breaks to order delivery and shower. If I can pull this off I will be at AVN promoting my new site and hitting up all the hot girls for "content trades".

In January my vagina will be winking at you.

word to your mother

Old Interview on YouTube

2007-11-27T19:35:00.000-08:00

This is right before my first solo scene, i was so nervous!

total madness

2007-11-25T15:48:00.000-08:00

Since I have been back from New York things have been nuts. I came home to my new big girl bed which is so comfortable I have been having a hard time sleeping in it. For years I have slept on futons and aero beds, I even went pro as a couch surfer, and the couch is where I have been sleeping lately. I am able to nap in my new bed so hopefully, eventually, I will be able to spend a whole night there.

Not that it matters that much as these days it seems that I am home only long enough to unpack one suitcase, shower and then pack another.

I was back in Pasadena just long enough to shoot for three days straight and then jump on a plane to San Fransisco to shoot for Kink.com. I had so much fun shooting for them, the first day I shot for Ultimate Surrender, which is 3 rounds or wrestling and one round of getting violated by a strap on. Day 2 I did Whipped Ass with Sandra Romain topping me. I got tied up, covered with hot was, caned, cropped and flogged. I did my first suspension bondage for that scene as well, and I can't wait to do something like that again. I guess the Kink dug my style because I will be coming back on the 29th to do a tag team wrestling match.

-Following up on my Fucking Machines shoot, I saw the footage and it is amazing!

Well I have to run, I'm still in SF and I am going to go run around with the super sexy April Blossom, I bet we will get into all sorts of trouble. Grrrr!

Tough Shit

2007-11-16T03:27:00.000-08:00

So the pic is from my last night in New York, as you can see I've had some recovering to do. I'm feeling a lot better.
I've slept, ate finally made it to the gym and just when I thought all was looking up I managed to get my web designer to quit. He turned in sloppy work and was so upset when I called him out on it, he quit. I got one of these really lovely hysterical phone calls followed by a rambling grammatical incorrect email in which he fired himself.

So I apologize, I don't know when my website will go up. This time of year is horrible for finding a new web people, everyone is overloaded getting ready for AVN and the holidays. Wish me luck, I have a feeling I'll be working over the holidays.

On another note, I will be popping Heather Gable's porno cherry on Saturday, that should be fun.

Ellen Stagg Part 2

2007-11-08T18:31:00.000-08:00

Miss Ellen Stagg has me bent over is hot lingerie and I like it.

Check out more of her work at staggstreet.com

New York REALLY knows how to party.

2007-11-08T06:02:00.000-08:00

New York knows how to party.....

2007-11-07T04:58:00.000-08:00

My Sweet Halloween Costume

2007-11-03T06:16:00.001-07:00

I was the devil if you couldn't guess. However not that many got to see it as I went to the Avalon and got naked and tied up for the the Passive Arts people. I have some sweet bruises that make me feel like a filthy pervert when I look at them.

Stagg Street

2007-10-30T11:12:00.000-07:00

Ellen Stagg is a beautiful blond photographer with an awesome blog. She is also a phenomenal photographer, I was lucky enough to shoot with her the last time she was in LA and she just posted a few of the images on her blog at http://staggstreet.blogspot.com/

I love the pics, I hope you do too.

Leaving Home-Going Home

2007-10-29T11:55:00.001-07:00

My much too short trip to Seattle is at an end. I'm blogging from Sea-Tac airport where i had a delicious breakfast of Dillitante Chocolate Chip Cookies and a mocha. Today is the last of relaxing and sugar. I will be shooting Ultimate Surrender in 2 weeks and tomorrow I start training. I am glad I indulged myself in the culinary delights of Seattle because training does not allow for sweets and cheeseburgers.

The skies were uncharacteristically clear this weekend, much to the disappointment of my roommate who had purchased a shockingly large 3 Stooges umbrella for our journey to the North. Ironically as soon as we entered the airport for our return flight the rain finally fell. They are calling my boarding group, so i will finish this later.

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The flight home was uneventful. I came home to my new bed and a box of chocolates. The bed was expected and much needed, the chocolates, a generous surprise. Neither will be touched tonight. I will spend the evening unpacking, relaxing and mentally preparing to begin training first thing tomorrow.

It is too soon to be back in Cali, I feel like this trip was only an appetizer. I met new people that I want to know better and my time with my old friends was entirely to brief, I need to return and satiate my Northwest needs.

Ketchup

2007-10-28T15:01:00.000-07:00

A lot has happened since my last post. First off, I want to thank everyone for their prayers. My sister has made it safely to Spain and will soon be returning to California.

I walked in my very first fashion show, as it was a Halloween show I got to be the sexy French Maid. They let me keep the costume and now am debating whether or not I want to shoot in it.

I am writing this from Seattle where I have spent the weekend. There is some fantastic theater up here, I made it out to 'American Buffalo' and 'Bat Boy: The Musical' and recommend them both. 'American Buffalo' is a superbly acted David Mamet Piece ('Glengarry, Glen, Ross,' 'Edmund') and 'Bat Boy' is just hilarious. I am going to scamper off and indulge in some delicious Russian pastry at I Love Piroshky on Capitol Hill.

Missing Sister

2007-10-18T23:09:00.000-07:00

So if you haven't guessed my plans to get to the yoga studio and go skydiving were thwarted by a family emergency and rain. My big sister is hiding out in a third world country after escaping from her very connected host who was holding her hostage and beating her. I don't know what happened, those were the only details she was able to relate in a very brief IM conversation this morning. She escaped with the clothes on her back and no cell phone, cash or any of her writing journals. She is holed up in a hotel hiding out until her flight out next week. I hope she makes it. I don't know what I would do without her, she pretty much raised me as both my parents worked full time.

I went to the Dentist today for the first time in years and got 4 cavities filled. I had to take pics becbecause my mouth was all puffy from the Novocaine and my outfit was sick, it's a nice effect no?

Sugar Lush on Family

2007-10-17T01:06:00.000-07:00

I have been strung-out for about 3 weeks. I feel like shit, I'm cranky and leaving the house at strange hours to feed my habit, I hide the signs from my roommate, using in the car, hiding the wrappers in the parking garage trash bin, I have become powerless over sugar. I'm living on a diet heavy with sour Starburst, fruit salad and toaster waffles. So this is step one, admitting I have a problem.

The Plan-First I will combat my addiction with physical fitness.
Second-I will start cooking 3 healthy meals a week.

I am formulating Plan B if I am to weak to overcome my afflictions on my own. Wish me luck, I've got 2 alarms set and a mission for a 7am yoga class.

On a side note, my sisters are way cooler than your's, the little one and I are going skydiving for her 21st Birthday at 1pm. The big one is trying to escape 2 crazed boyfriends in Bolivia. Pray for my parents, they don't deserve this.

Another Exciting Weekend Night

2007-10-13T23:51:00.000-07:00

My kick ass Saturday night, watching a Wes Anderson Movie with the commentary on, a face mask and burning the popcorn (not on purpose).

My weekends plans may be tame for some tastes, but my day job involves sexy outfits and molesting hot sluts. I shot with Holly Randall on the 11th and she put me in awesome outfits and I got to screw around with the very sexy Tory Black. The spread (ahem) will most likely end up in Hustler. I would like to shoot with both of those broads again, they've got sparkle.

More Vegas Photo Madness

2007-10-10T03:09:00.000-07:00

I took these in an attempt to be artistic, I think i need to get a real camera and possibly a social life.

Photo Booth Madness, Vegas

2007-10-07T19:03:00.000-07:00

I think we look pretty good for 4am.

Fucking Machines/Rick Shameless

2007-10-05T15:08:00.001-07:00

I had so much fun on my shoots yesterday. My first shoot was for Kink.com, I got fucked by their big pussy pounding machines. I've never been fucked that hard for that long and the dildos were so big. It felt really good but I am defiantly sore today.

After Fucking Machines Rick Shameless came over and shot this 'cribs' thing. It was kinda embarrassing because I still haven't found a bed that I like and I am sleeping on a twin sized Aero Bed, where the uhhh magic happens? Shameless is the guy picture with me.

I'm going to Vegas with my girlfriends, I would promise to post pics but I don't want to get anyone in trouble. Looks like you will have to use your imagination.

Check out my new and improved profile at www.myspace.com/missryankeely

LAN Party

2007-10-03T02:49:00.000-07:00

You haven't heard from me because I have been editing photo sets, doing quality control on my vids and writing a huge essay for FTVGirls.com. My girlfriend Kari Ann has been staying at my house keeping me company while I work my face off. It's great having another girl in the house. We've been kickin' LAN Party Style for several days and there has been no crankiness or boredom. Just two girls working on our computers, enjoying each other's company, looking awesome. Kari Ann has earned the the highly regarded "Person of Exceptional Radness" award by being smart, reading books, looking good, teaching me about business as well as condoning my workaholic behavior. She pretty much rules.

FTVGirls.comwill be posting some of what I like to call "the Magic" on December 20th. It will feature several photo sets and videos as well as my creative writing. My original submission was rejected as too short and in the wrong style. After reading the supplied examples I spent hours expanding an earnest and journalistic piece with descriptions of the different ways I touched myself using small words and exclamation points. It was grueling to write, but I enjoyed the challenge and I am proud of the final product.

Comments?

2007-09-30T16:05:00.000-07:00

I swear this has been one of the busiest weeks of my life, but very productive. I have more work to do so I will keep this short.

1) I have gotten a few emails asking when I will post another video on YouTube, I can't decide what to post about so I need your input. I'm looking for a really good question. Is there something you want to try and would like some pointers? Do you want a DVD or toy review? Or do you want to hear my opinions on a suggested topic? Comment on this thread with your suggestions.

2) I was coming through security at the Vegas airport and I heard this women ask the TSA Agent why he was taking her bag his response, "I'm not taking it, you are willingly surrendering it." Huh?

3) My site is going to be fucking rad.

4) I am still a ninja

Sorry about the lack of updates...I'm shooting like mad

2007-09-28T22:22:00.000-07:00

Here is a sample of what I have been up to.

My Friday Night

2007-09-21T21:25:00.000-07:00

I just want to say that Cassius and I are way to sexy for our own good. Bitches better watch out.

132

2007-09-19T08:36:00.000-07:00

As you can see my weight loss program is working well. Just 2 more pounds to go. I bought some panties at Victoria Secret in a M, to big. I've never worn a S panty before. Very exciting. The same thing happened when I was looking for something to wear to the Erotic Film Festival, I kept on trying on clothes and nothing was looking good until the sales woman took the Larges away and brought me Mediums and Smalls. TheDailyPlate.com kicked my diet into shape.

Today I get to go be responsible, I am meeting with a financial advisor to talk about my goals. It's crazy, I have health insurance, I'm planning my financial future and soon I will be sleeping on something other than a futon. I'm not sure when I started growing up but I'm not sure if I like it. I kinda miss the benders and fast food all the time. I have to go find a responsible looking outfit and take my vitamins.

Talking about G/G

2007-09-17T12:20:00.000-07:00

This is the video I made before I went to shoot my first G/G Scene