OK, I lied

....go to www.readryan.com if you want to keep following my adventures

xoxox
Ryan

ReadRyan.com

I've been working on a new home for this blog, one where i won't be afraid to post lots of naked pictures. SO in the next couple of weeks readryan.com will be the new home for my cranky, cranky rambling. This is just a heads up as ReadRyan.com is still in beta so yeah.........

Also my member's site www.RyanKeely.com is up and running with weekly updates so if you want regular naked pictures and videos of me you can go there for all your masturbational need.

On another note, i am horny and I am going to go violate my holes. I also need tentacle porn and someone to love me. Yes i will be masturbating AND crying, because we keep it gangster up in this bitch.

See a movie and drink beer with me!

I am going to be up in Seattle the weekend of September 5th and 6th. The movie RIPPLE EFFECT is premiering that weekend at the the Uptown 3 in Queen Ann. The Uptown 3 (AMC) is located at 511 Queen Ann Ave. N, Seattle , WA 206-285-1022

I'm trying to get as many people to go to this movie as possible because AMC is giving this cool, spiritual, indie film a shot at big time distribution IF it does well on its opening weekend in Seattle. I will be up the street, at a yet to be named bar, buying beer for who ever brings me ticket stubs for ANY SHOW TIME for RIPPLE EFFECT on Friday and Saturday.

Also if your budget has been hit by the recession I will be buying tickets for those who send me an email at readryan@gmail.com This is an opportunity for an indie film to be shown in big theaters across the country, so support the cause and maybe we will see more creative and provocative movies make it big. If you know a good bar walking distance from the theater, let me know...I'm still looking for the right spot to post up and go on a bender for those two days.

super special stripper olympics

Had to explain 'glorified' and 'dominatrix' to what may be the dumbest stripper of all time. The girl that thought the amish were from 'omland'(yes, spelled with an O) was a close second.

mind=blown

Texas Flash Flood

I'm stuck in flash flood in a now transparent dress. My car's interior is getting destroyed because of the broken window. To avoid further damage to my leather I've holed up in an abandoned drive-thru with an overhang. Even if wanted to destroy my seats, I can't go to the hotel. The roads are closed due to flooding. It's beautiful. The cop I waded over to (water to my ankles) could have had a better reaction. I'm stranded in a white see-through dress with my false eyelashes still on. He needs to watch more film noir.-copied and pasted from a text to a friend

Lawton Photography

Busted Window

My hopes for Lawton were just that, hopes that are now broken like the drivers side window the Worlds Smallest Grip Truck. As a slept my car was busted into and several items were stolen. They missed the t-ball bat, iPods and Hustler magazines and took a bag with my brand new Hermes scarf, printer/fax/scanner and some other shit that i cant quite remember. I remember packing more stuff in that bag...no idea what i put in there. At least my hard drives with my site content are safe. Can't afford to fix it right now, spending all my money on my website ryankeely.com . At least now no one will have to break anything to get what they want in my car.

On a brighter note my first piece for POPPORN.com came out as did an interview for LatinBabeIndex.com

follow the links below.....

http://popporn.com/node/372

http://www.lynxmediagroup.com/latin-babe-index-blog/2008/08/11/an-interview-with-ryan-keely-formerly-maria-menendez/

San Angelo is a wrap

I've got the first leg of my tour done and i am running massively late for week 2. I won't be blogging as much due to the travel. My laptop is broken so to get online i have to unpack and set up my desktop. I am twittering almost everyday, usually several times a day so you can join my stream at twitter.com username, ryankeely. For right now, I'm going to leave you with some pics of my very 'punk rock' dressing room from the Maximus in San Angelo. I'm hoping Lawton, OK will be a little less depressing.

RYAN KEELY RIPS THROUGH TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA

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Hard at work

This is a shot of me shooting BTS cam on a Hustler feature. I'm really happiest shooting camera. As soon as my site starts running in the black I'm going to reinvest in shooting the freshest girls I can find.