Ryan Keely will be appearing on Playdate with Tara Mack today at 2pm PST. Last time Ryan appeared on Playdate she pwned the show's challenge of distracting Major League Baseball player Bronson Arroyo with silly string, confetti guns, adorable panties and a mean tickling technique. Tune in today because the self proclaimed 'sexual terrorist' is always trying to one up herself.
Show can be heard by SIRIUS radio subscribers.
Playboy Radio channel 198, between the hours of
2 and 3pm PST.
Visit www.playboyradio.com for more information.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
I'm getting old
While watching MTV with my BFF I realize that I do not understand half of the slang being used by lil' Mama and the rest of the whippersnappers prancing around in silly outfits. Last night I watched a stripper unironicly pole dance to Spice Girls and whoever does that song that talks about girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. My sciatica is acting up and I have a newly developed love of Oil of Olay. I'm going to call my mom and tell her she's right about everything and apologize for running away to roller boogie. I need to get high the old fashioned way, red wine and valium.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
i cant fucking sleep
stressing and sweating is what I've done since I've been to bed. I have to be up in less than 3 hours to prep my shows for tonight. I don't know why I bother, florida doesn't seem to get my steez.
On the up side, my site is up and working. I'm glad that my hard work is starting to yield results. Anyway, back to the tossing and turning.
xoxo,
Ryan
On the up side, my site is up and working. I'm glad that my hard work is starting to yield results. Anyway, back to the tossing and turning.
xoxo,
Ryan
Monday, June 9, 2008
I’m Feature Dancing June 9th-14th
Ryan is performing at Tootsies, Monday June 9th through Saturday the 14th. This event is sure to be an exciting one for both Ryan and everyone in attendance as she's vigorously prepared 12 brand new acts to blow every single one of the hungry club-goers out of their seats! If you're in the Miami area be sure to RUN not walk to Tootsies to be dazzled and entertained.
Tootsie's
150 NW 183rd St.
Miami Gardens, FL 33169
305.551.5822
See http://pure-talent dot com & www.stripclubnetwork dot com/tootsiesfl/ for additional info.
For dirty pics and sleazy videos please visit http://ryankeely dot com.
Tootsie's
150 NW 183rd St.
Miami Gardens, FL 33169
305.551.5822
See http://pure-talent dot com & www.stripclubnetwork dot com/tootsiesfl/ for additional info.
For dirty pics and sleazy videos please visit http://ryankeely dot com.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
east TX
It's fucking hot here. I'm writting this from the Denny's where they have grits and no healthy choices. Thank god I quit eating land animals so I eat all the fast food and pancakes I want and still stay skinny.
About to get back in the worlds smallest grip truck and finish the trek to FL.
Malachi's taking first shift so I am going to pass back out and hopefully wake up in the state of LA.
Looking forward to dancing when I'm not feeling queasy thinking about it. I think I am going to try out my girl scout, fitness and cowboy numbers out monday night. None of them have been performed in front of an audience so wish me luck.
About to get back in the worlds smallest grip truck and finish the trek to FL.
Malachi's taking first shift so I am going to pass back out and hopefully wake up in the state of LA.
Looking forward to dancing when I'm not feeling queasy thinking about it. I think I am going to try out my girl scout, fitness and cowboy numbers out monday night. None of them have been performed in front of an audience so wish me luck.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
REI gets me excited.
I have until Friday to finalize music on 9, 20 min sets as well as finish up all 12 of my costumes and figure out how to do a paint show. I feel like I am going to vomit.........I leave friday morning and I am not feeling super confident.
However I got to cheer myself up with a trip to REI to get supplies for the drive, I'm planning to make some stops and maybe grab a day hike or two. Anyway, I got this totally sweet cooler thing its food storage on one side, a cooler on the other and it folds out and has a work station between the sides. I also got myself a swiss army knife to hold my over until I can get the Leatherman Skeletool CX and some super cool food eating devices that looks like a spork on steroids. If only I had more gift certs I would have outfitted my self right. I fucking love REI, they have all the coolest shit you never knew you needed. I'm still lusting after flexible camp bowls and tricked out tents. Can you tell I'm from the Northwest? Until I became a model my most expensive pair of shoes were my hiking boots.
Those of you who can make it to Miami Gardens next week should totally go, my dancing isn't the best (yet) but my costumes are pretty rad. Think knee high, red patent, 5" spikes to match my assless chaps cowgirl costume.
However I got to cheer myself up with a trip to REI to get supplies for the drive, I'm planning to make some stops and maybe grab a day hike or two. Anyway, I got this totally sweet cooler thing its food storage on one side, a cooler on the other and it folds out and has a work station between the sides. I also got myself a swiss army knife to hold my over until I can get the Leatherman Skeletool CX and some super cool food eating devices that looks like a spork on steroids. If only I had more gift certs I would have outfitted my self right. I fucking love REI, they have all the coolest shit you never knew you needed. I'm still lusting after flexible camp bowls and tricked out tents. Can you tell I'm from the Northwest? Until I became a model my most expensive pair of shoes were my hiking boots.
Those of you who can make it to Miami Gardens next week should totally go, my dancing isn't the best (yet) but my costumes are pretty rad. Think knee high, red patent, 5" spikes to match my assless chaps cowgirl costume.
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