Thursday, May 29, 2008

Little Girls!!



I am now the proud owner of a super hot Girls Scout Costume. In the process of picking music I found this gem of a video.

Monday, May 26, 2008

the high price of feather fans and E6000

El Paso was awesome, such a great learning experience and I met so many great people. Didn't really make that much money though. I guess I did OK as a feature dancer because I am now booked at Tootsies in Florida for the 9th-14th of June. Which is awesome because it is one of the best clubs in the US, lame because now I have to put together 9 new costumes and music as well as polish up the three numbers I have. I have no idea how I am going to afford it all......I hate this economy. I feel like I hemorage cash and have nothing to show for it. Something has to change and soon. I'm trying to make as many parts of my costumes as I can but rhinestones are expensive and it is so time consuming to hand sew and glue every bit of sparkle myself.

I'm exhausted, stressed and I just want to have the time to go visit my mom and clear up my court shit so I can get my license back.

Hard work pays off, at least I fucking hope it does. Sorry to sound so down, I am but I am trying to stay optimistic. At least I have lots of opportunities to do cool stuff.

The pic is a sketch done of me by James Jean, I feel honored to be portrayed by such a great artist.

Friday, May 16, 2008

I'm Feature Dancing May 15th-17th

From Thursday May 15th through Saturday the17th Pure Talent Agency is holding a Feature Dancing Showcase at The Red Parrot in El Paso, TX featuring Adult Film Star Ryan Keely of ryankeely dot com.


Ryan is performing every night for the showcase beginning tonight. She premieres her dirty burlesque-inspired number at 12:30AM. This event is sure to be an exciting one for both Ryan and everyone in attendance as she's vigorously prepared her three innovative acts for weeks to blow every single one of the hungry club-goers out of their seats! If you're in the El Paso area be sure to RUN not walk to The Red Parrot to see Ryan dazzle and entertain.


The Red Parrot is located at: 14400 Gateway Blvd W El Paso, TX 79928


See http://pure-talent dot com & http://redparrot dot com for additional info.

For dirty pics and sleazy videos please visit http://ryankeely dot com.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

I wanna make out/hang our with these chicks!




Don't you hate it when you cant decide? I love this video, hipster chicks gone wild! I can fuck chicks on film, jerk off in semi public places but i am not ready to shake my ass on a crowded subway.....maybe if I had some hot scenester BFFs that wanted to roll with me.....I'm now excepting applications for new stylie-ass girlfriends with lots of moxie.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

hotness

I'm wearing 5 inch heels with a hot rocker in my room who is super turned on by the fact that I had sex with 3 hot girls yesterday, and the day before that i fucked Justine on the very couch homie is sitting on.

I love my life.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

soon to be stripper cant sleep

I'm preparing for my first big feature show and it has been so much fun and so much work.

I've picked music for my 'make love not war' set and tomorrow I get to start shopping for my costume! I couldn't practice any dancing today because my shoulders and knees needed a break.

I have to go to class in a few hours, but I am totally in insomnia mode and I can't fall asleep. I thought I'd write a little something before I go and lay down, again....I hate it when I can't sleep. If I was being a good writer right now I wouldn't care, but it is a struggle to even type even this short post. I have found my vibe, buried in my office loveseat, and I am going to try to jerk myself to sleep. Wish me luck! I have to be on a pole at 11 am and no sleep could lead to injuries or poor shopping choices.