Corey Delaney is my hero

Corey Delaney rocks a super fresh, on point cock-star look and throws parties where cop cars get smashed up....and he's only 16. He pretty much rules and I will eventually party with the kid. I'm tempted to make him my bitch, he seems like he need a nice ass reaming but 'm trying to avoid the gonasyphaherpaAIDS. I wish I was being awesome like Corey at 16, all I did at that age was shave my head and drop out of school. I didn't even have awesome sunglasses.

Check out the under age douche baggery below........

home, just home

After a month of living out of a suitcase and sleeping on planes I finally made it back to the place where I pay rent and keep my books. The house isn't settled but it is perfect anyway. While I was gone Malachi unpacked and organized and then my other favorite person moved in and we are redoing the entire space to create work/live space we need to make our dreams happen.  I couldn't be happier. There is such beauty in my life, for the first time in my life I am happy, confident and grounded. I feel strong and I'm not afraid of the fuck up.

This is my drunken "I love you guys" to all the amazing people out there that give a fuck about my existence, it makes me feel special.

I'm writing this during Malachi's Birthday party and I must get back.

crashing things

I might give up driving. I got into my 4th accident in 3 years when I totaled my Dad's car today. Sooo based on my track record, I don't think I should get to drive anymore.

It was a one car collision, I hit some ice, over-corrected and spun out hitting a guard rail at about 45 miles an hour. My chest is covered in bruises, as are my hips and my knee is very swollen and nasty looking. I walked away and for that I am very thankful. I'm also thankful for the hot as shit, really sweet state trooper who showed up to help me. The man had beautiful hands and a gentle demeanor, I would make out with Janet Reno to photograph him.

Anyway, I'm ok and when I get back to civilization I'm going to post some bruise pics.

On the way to JFK

I'm posting this from the back of cab. Family duty calls and I must go to Seattle for the weekend. I don't want to leave New York, ever.

I am SOOO full right now, I totally gorged at Curry in a Hurry. I love that spot, good food, easy on the digestion. I am determined to make it through one of their punch card things by the end of my next trip out here.

I'm in traffic and am going to get some sleep before I get on my plane. I'm back to being nocturnal and can't sleep until the sun comes up. Its totally fucked, as if I wasn't enough of a weirdo already.

Watch out Seattle, I'm coming to suck your blood.

New Tattoo!

I really love getting tatted, it feels so yummy. I think it is better than being tied up and flogged. 

I got my first tat on my last trip to NY and it was so amazing. I decided I wanted some more sexy magic and went back to the AMAZING Josh Lord at East Side Ink. He gave me a totally sweet elephant and the shop manager made out with me to help me relax. I am soooo addicted,  whoever said tattoos hurt have never had a bikini wax. 

Thank you Josh! Go to East Side Ink, they fucking rule and I would never go anywhere else.

New Year, New York, new name

Those of you who managed to track me down, Congrats, you are very, very smart. I had to change it because I was found out by a family member who decided to show my very young cousin. Fucked up right?

Anyway, I'm back in action. I'm looking forward to this year, I think it will be a good one.

xoxo,

Ryan

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so wrong/so right

this is pretty much the best thing ever, Monica and Penelope Cruz getting all incest in their brother's music video. I feel this is what the fall of Rome must have been like. I'm kinda stoked to see how much further we can debase as a society, 'cause that video is dirty.

we are way to awesome for you/what happens in the 'burbs

-Note the hand painted holiday wineglasses