NY Rehash

So I came across this writing exercise for a blog I never wrote, check it out.


How do i feel about my trip to new york?

I had amazing sex with amazing people
I got my first tattoo
earned my Red Wings
Took mushrooms at the natural history museum
fucked a Russian who fucked me like I've never been fucked before
Met a couple I want to play with
Fell in love with a girl who looks like Nefertiti, going to take is slow with her
Orgies
Shot with Bob Coulter in a charge by the hour hotel in queens

withdrawal

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I just tagged this post with "sister" and "sex" ewwwww

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As usual I can't sleep,tonight I blame scary movies. I saw 'I am Legend' earlier and as much as I hate to admit it I am a total pansy. I have seen 3 scary movies in the last 2 weeks and my brain is full of fucked up shit. That's the problem with growing up without television, it makes you REALLY sensitive to visual media. God damn media making me paranoid, if it wasn't for that shit I prolly wouldn't put machetes and head bands on my Xmas list.

Tuesday we move HQ to a new more top secret location. In true Menendez fashion I have purchased the boxes but haven't started packing. According to the internet I procrastinate because I suffer from ADD. This I suspected considering I am to ADD to look up ADD. I have been meaning to search the symptoms for years and the magic internet always distracts me. Today after my roommate put away all the shiny objects I mangaed to take some online quizes and as suspected I am ninja level ADD. On one quiz required you to answer "very frequently" 20 of the questions before you got flagged for ADD..yeah...ummm..I managed to give that answer 65 times. Looks like my doctor will be hooking me up, if I remember why I made the appointment.

Sleepless Nights

I am so fucking horny I can't sleep, for the 3rd night in a row I have found myself awake at an unresonable hour craving cock. This is bullshit and I am blaming the Wellbutrin. I just want to quit smoking. The last thing i need or want is a even more voratious sex drive.

If you want to check out my voracious sex drive I now have DVDs on the market. Andrew Blake X one was nominated for a bunch of shit, the Pussy Footin' #22 was just fun to shoot 'cause I love pussy and I love feet. I wish I had some hot slut over right now who would let me gag on her feet. Get them all wet and stick my tounge between her toes........and then fuck each other silly.....mmmmm.....I'm going to go jerk off again.

Pussy Footin' #22

Andrew Blake- X

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I'm going to call this my animated Christmas list

The only thing missing is a blackened machete and a new tutu. I do want my AK-47 to be gold plated though, cause I like my shit custom.

Date Night

I love my boyfriend. Aren't we cute  together? He's been feeling neglected because I have been having an affair with my desktop.

I spent all evening on a shoot for what I think is a B movie. I was just there to suck on some toys and lift my skirt up, working title 'American Fetish.' We shot at Passive Arts, which is the nicest fetish club I have seen in the LA area. It was loads of fun, tonight is one of their big party nights too; it was total chaos. I wish I could have stayed for some bondage and a beating but I want to get some website work done before I pass out.

Working on my site has made me totally nocturnal, I go to bed around 4am and wake up in the mid-afternoon. It's been raining at night and I have been working with the windows open in my winter coat. It's so good to get rain here, the energy changes and you can breath properly. Unless you are hyperventilating on the freeway like I was earlier. LA people can't drive and they sure as hell can't drive in the rain. People are either doing 40mph or doing the usually LA 80 mph and tailgating.  I am going to stay inside and listen to the horns and the yelling, I'm about to watch the "t.v." out my window. People are going off in my hood, more than normal, I'm hoping to see a fight or group of chubby bar chicks being picked up.  I have a feeling that when the bars get out my view is going to be pretty awesome. Last week we had a a fire, Go to KillYourFamily.net and check out the video my Roommate shot from our living room. Aww shit, gots to go, someone just went the wrong way on a one way.

Aaron McGruder

The Boondocks creator currently tops my "people I will never meet but totally want to make-out with" list. I want him junior high style.

I like, want my chin to get all red and chaffed from his man's scruff, dry humpin' like we are in the back parking lot after drama club. I would let him give me a hicky.

Ninja's kick ass

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