NY Rehash

So I came across this writing exercise for a blog I never wrote, check it out.


How do i feel about my trip to new york?

I had amazing sex with amazing people
I got my first tattoo
earned my Red Wings
Took mushrooms at the natural history museum
fucked a Russian who fucked me like I've never been fucked before
Met a couple I want to play with
Fell in love with a girl who looks like Nefertiti, going to take is slow with her
Orgies
Shot with Bob Coulter in a charge by the hour hotel in queens

withdrawal

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I just tagged this post with "sister" and "sex" ewwwww

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As usual I can't sleep,tonight I blame scary movies. I saw 'I am Legend' earlier and as much as I hate to admit it I am a total pansy. I have seen 3 scary movies in the last 2 weeks and my brain is full of fucked up shit. That's the problem with growing up without television, it makes you REALLY sensitive to visual media. God damn media making me paranoid, if it wasn't for that shit I prolly wouldn't put machetes and head bands on my Xmas list.

Tuesday we move HQ to a new more top secret location. In true Menendez fashion I have purchased the boxes but haven't started packing. According to the internet I procrastinate because I suffer from ADD. This I suspected considering I am to ADD to look up ADD. I have been meaning to search the symptoms for years and the magic internet always distracts me. Today after my roommate put away all the shiny objects I mangaed to take some online quizes and as suspected I am ninja level ADD. On one quiz required you to answer "very frequently" 20 of the questions before you got flagged for ADD..yeah...ummm..I managed to give that answer 65 times. Looks like my doctor will be hooking me up, if I remember why I made the appointment.

Sleepless Nights

I am so fucking horny I can't sleep, for the 3rd night in a row I have found myself awake at an unresonable hour craving cock. This is bullshit and I am blaming the Wellbutrin. I just want to quit smoking. The last thing i need or want is a even more voratious sex drive.

If you want to check out my voracious sex drive I now have DVDs on the market. Andrew Blake X one was nominated for a bunch of shit, the Pussy Footin' #22 was just fun to shoot 'cause I love pussy and I love feet. I wish I had some hot slut over right now who would let me gag on her feet. Get them all wet and stick my tounge between her toes........and then fuck each other silly.....mmmmm.....I'm going to go jerk off again.

Pussy Footin' #22

Andrew Blake- X

Follow the links to purchase my DVDs

I'm going to call this my animated Christmas list

The only thing missing is a blackened machete and a new tutu. I do want my AK-47 to be gold plated though, cause I like my shit custom.

Date Night

I love my boyfriend. Aren't we cute  together? He's been feeling neglected because I have been having an affair with my desktop.

I spent all evening on a shoot for what I think is a B movie. I was just there to suck on some toys and lift my skirt up, working title 'American Fetish.' We shot at Passive Arts, which is the nicest fetish club I have seen in the LA area. It was loads of fun, tonight is one of their big party nights too; it was total chaos. I wish I could have stayed for some bondage and a beating but I want to get some website work done before I pass out.

Working on my site has made me totally nocturnal, I go to bed around 4am and wake up in the mid-afternoon. It's been raining at night and I have been working with the windows open in my winter coat. It's so good to get rain here, the energy changes and you can breath properly. Unless you are hyperventilating on the freeway like I was earlier. LA people can't drive and they sure as hell can't drive in the rain. People are either doing 40mph or doing the usually LA 80 mph and tailgating.  I am going to stay inside and listen to the horns and the yelling, I'm about to watch the "t.v." out my window. People are going off in my hood, more than normal, I'm hoping to see a fight or group of chubby bar chicks being picked up.  I have a feeling that when the bars get out my view is going to be pretty awesome. Last week we had a a fire, Go to KillYourFamily.net and check out the video my Roommate shot from our living room. Aww shit, gots to go, someone just went the wrong way on a one way.

Aaron McGruder

The Boondocks creator currently tops my "people I will never meet but totally want to make-out with" list. I want him junior high style.

I like, want my chin to get all red and chaffed from his man's scruff, dry humpin' like we are in the back parking lot after drama club. I would let him give me a hicky.

Ninja's kick ass

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Old Interview on YouTube

This is right before my first solo scene, i was so nervous!

total madness

Since I have been back from New York things have  been nuts. I came home to my new big girl bed which is so comfortable I have been having a hard time sleeping in it. For years I have slept on futons and aero beds, I even went pro as a couch surfer, and the couch is where I have been sleeping lately. I am able to nap in my new bed so hopefully, eventually, I will be able to spend a whole night there.

Not that it matters that much as these days it seems that I am home only long enough to unpack one suitcase, shower and then pack another.

I was back in Pasadena just long enough to shoot for three days straight and then jump on a plane to San Fransisco to shoot for Kink.com. I had so much fun shooting for them, the first day I shot for Ultimate Surrender, which is 3 rounds or wrestling and one round of getting violated by a strap on. Day 2 I did Whipped Ass with Sandra Romain topping me. I got tied up, covered with hot was, caned, cropped and flogged. I did my first suspension bondage for that scene as well, and I can't wait to do something like that again. I guess the Kink dug my style because I will be coming back on the 29th to do a tag team wrestling match.

-Following up on my Fucking Machines shoot, I saw the footage and it is amazing!

Well I have to run, I'm still in SF and I am going to go run around with the super sexy April Blossom, I bet we will get into all sorts of trouble. Grrrr!

Tough Shit

So the pic is from my last night in New York, as you can see I've had some recovering to do. I'm feeling a lot better.
I've slept, ate finally made it to the gym and just when I thought all was looking up I managed to get my web designer to quit. He turned in sloppy work and was so upset when I called him out on it, he quit. I got one of these really lovely hysterical phone calls followed by a rambling grammatical incorrect email in which he fired himself.

So I apologize, I don't know when my website will go up. This time of year is horrible for finding a new web people, everyone is overloaded getting ready for AVN and the holidays. Wish me luck, I have a feeling I'll be working over the holidays.

On another note, I will be popping Heather Gable's porno cherry on Saturday, that should be fun.

Ellen Stagg Part 2

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New York REALLY knows how to party.

New York knows how to party.....

My Sweet Halloween Costume

I was the devil if you couldn't guess. However not that many got to see it as I went to the Avalon and got naked and tied up for the the Passive Arts people. I have some sweet bruises that make me feel like a filthy pervert when I look at them.

Stagg Street

Ellen Stagg is a beautiful blond photographer with an awesome blog. She is also a phenomenal photographer, I was lucky enough to shoot with her the last time she was in LA and she just posted a few of the images on her blog at http://staggstreet.blogspot.com/ 

 I love the pics, I hope you do too.

Leaving Home-Going Home

My much too short trip to Seattle is at an end. I'm blogging from Sea-Tac airport where i had a delicious breakfast of Dillitante Chocolate Chip Cookies and a mocha. Today is the last of relaxing and sugar. I will be shooting Ultimate Surrender in 2 weeks and tomorrow I start training. I am glad I indulged myself in the culinary delights of Seattle because training does not allow for sweets and cheeseburgers.

The skies were uncharacteristically clear this weekend, much to the disappointment of my roommate who had purchased a shockingly large 3 Stooges umbrella for our journey to the North. Ironically as soon as we entered the airport for our return flight the rain finally fell. They are calling my boarding group, so i will finish this later.

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The flight home was uneventful. I came home to my new bed and a box of chocolates. The bed was expected and much needed, the chocolates, a generous surprise. Neither will be touched tonight. I will spend the evening unpacking, relaxing and mentally preparing to begin training first thing tomorrow.

It is too soon to be back in Cali, I feel like this trip was only an appetizer. I met new people that I want to know better and my time with my old friends was entirely to brief, I need to return and satiate my Northwest needs.

Ketchup

A lot has happened since my last post. First off, I want to thank everyone for their prayers. My sister has made it safely to Spain and will soon be returning to California.

I walked in my very first fashion show, as it was a Halloween show I got to be the sexy French Maid. They let me keep the costume and now am debating whether or not I want to shoot in it.

I am writing this from Seattle where I have spent the weekend. There is some fantastic theater up here, I made it out to 'American Buffalo' and 'Bat Boy: The Musical' and recommend them both. 'American Buffalo' is a superbly acted David Mamet Piece ('Glengarry, Glen, Ross,' 'Edmund') and 'Bat Boy' is just hilarious. I am going to scamper off and indulge in some delicious Russian pastry at I Love Piroshky on Capitol Hill.

Missing Sister

So if you haven't guessed my plans to get to the yoga studio and go skydiving were thwarted by a family emergency and rain. My big sister is hiding out in a third world country after escaping from her very connected host who was holding her hostage and beating her. I don't know what happened, those were the only details she was able to relate in a very brief IM conversation this morning. She escaped with the clothes on her back and no cell phone, cash or any of her writing journals. She is holed up in a hotel hiding out until her flight out next week. I hope she makes it. I don't know what I would do without her, she pretty much raised me as both my parents worked full time.

I went to the Dentist today for the first time in years and got 4 cavities filled. I had to take pics becbecause my mouth was all puffy from the Novocaine and my outfit was sick, it's a nice effect no?

Sugar Lush on Family

I have been strung-out for about 3 weeks. I feel like shit, I'm cranky and leaving the house at strange hours to feed my habit, I hide the signs from my roommate, using in the car, hiding the wrappers in the parking garage trash bin, I have become powerless over sugar. I'm living on a diet heavy with sour Starburst, fruit salad and toaster waffles. So this is step one, admitting I have a problem.

The Plan-First I will combat my addiction with physical fitness.
Second-I will start cooking 3 healthy meals a week.

I am formulating Plan B if I am to weak to overcome my afflictions on my own. Wish me luck, I've got 2 alarms set and a mission for a 7am yoga class.

On a side note, my sisters are way cooler than your's, the little one and I are going skydiving for her 21st Birthday at 1pm. The big one is trying to escape 2 crazed boyfriends in Bolivia. Pray for my parents, they don't deserve this.

Another Exciting Weekend Night

My kick ass Saturday night, watching a Wes Anderson Movie with the commentary on, a face mask and burning the popcorn (not on purpose).







My weekends plans may be tame for some tastes, but my day job involves sexy outfits and molesting hot sluts. I shot with Holly Randall on the 11th and she put me in awesome outfits and I got to screw around with the very sexy Tory Black. The spread (ahem) will most likely end up in Hustler. I would like to shoot with both of those broads again, they've got sparkle.

More Vegas Photo Madness

I took these in an attempt to be artistic, I think i need to get a real camera and possibly a social life.

Photo Booth Madness, Vegas

I think we look pretty good for 4am.

Fucking Machines/Rick Shameless

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LAN Party

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Comments?

I swear this has been one of the busiest weeks of my life, but very productive. I have more work to do so I will keep this short.

1) I have gotten a few emails asking when I will post another video on YouTube, I can't decide what to post about so I need your input. I'm looking for a really good question. Is there something you want to try and would like some pointers? Do you want a DVD or toy review? Or do you want to hear my opinions on a suggested topic? Comment on this thread with your suggestions.

2) I was coming through security at the Vegas airport and I heard this women ask the TSA Agent why he was taking her bag his response, "I'm not taking it, you are willingly surrendering it." Huh?

3) My site is going to be fucking rad.

4) I am still a ninja

Sorry about the lack of updates...I'm shooting like mad

Here is a sample of what I have been up to.

My Friday Night

I just want to say that Cassius and I are way to sexy for our own good. Bitches better watch out.

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As you can see my weight loss program is working well. Just 2 more pounds to go. I bought some panties at Victoria Secret in a M, to big. I've never worn a S panty before. Very exciting. The same thing happened when I was looking for something to wear to the Erotic Film Festival, I kept on trying on clothes and nothing was looking good until the sales woman took the Larges away and brought me Mediums and Smalls. TheDailyPlate.com kicked my diet into shape.

Today I get to go be responsible, I am meeting with a financial advisor to talk about my goals. It's crazy, I have health insurance, I'm planning my financial future and soon I will be sleeping on something other than a futon. I'm not sure when I started growing up but I'm not sure if I like it. I kinda miss the benders and fast food all the time. I have to go find a responsible looking outfit and take my vitamins.

Talking about G/G

This is the video I made before I went to shoot my first G/G Scene

The LA Erotic Film Festival

I did a little interviewing for the LA Erotic Film Festival last night. Eventually all the interviews will be up on SexxMag.com. I just needed to share that Gia Paloma and Tommy Pistol are and incredibly sexy couple. I interviewed them last night and was totally disappointed that they are both retired from performing, I really want to go home with them. Check out the Fest if you are in the LA area, it runs through today. If not keep an eye for my interviews on SexxMag.com

I am about to hop on the flight to Arizona to re-shoot the FTVGirl stuff. Grrrr, I wish I was still up with Gia and Tommy

Just sayin'

that Batman Begins is the shit, as is sugar-free chocolate puddin'. I also sayin' that I have had much better ideas than jerking off a few times and then going to the bikini waxer. I'm just sayin'.

Fuzzy Polar Bear! and shooting and other stuff

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137 and TheDailyPlate

Things have been nuts the past few days, I finally got to sleep in my own bed last night, which reminded me how badly i need a new mattress and frame. , I shot a lot of stuff for my site on Saturday most of weird and creepy. I hope other people think it is hot because I sure do. I went and I saw my first operatic performance, it was Verdi's Requiem written for  Puccini. Very cool,  I think I will be getting much more opera in my life. I just booked a trip to Seattle at the end of October and I am super excited to go see my friends and family. I love Seattle, if only I could make lots of money there.......And I have decided to escape for the Christmas Holidays and the AVN. SO if you were hoping to see me at AVN you can forget about it, I will be somewhere gorgeous with lots of hookers to wait on my hand and foot.

Oh AND I decided to track my eating habits, Weight Watchers has you pay for their tools but I found a site called TheDailyPlate.com you can enter in your goals and it will track how many more calories you can eat, it accounts for the exercise you have done and everything. After breakfast today I can have 1,139 more calories if I want to stay on my lose 2lbs. a week plan. But that number will increase after I go work out. Which I am going to do right......... now

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So I apologize for not writing for a few days. Last Tuesday I got the worst migraine of my life and the pain incapacitated me on Tuesday and made me feel like shit till about Friday. I then spent the weekend taking care of a girlfriend who has a gnarly leg infection. Yay! Fun!

What has been exciting is my shrinking roommate/business partner. It's like that movie Thinner, he has been doing the master cleanse for the past 9 days and has lost 17.5 pounds in that time frame. Bananas right? I was supposed to do the cleanse too but the herbs are what most likely caused the migraine. I think I'm going to go the colonic route instead. I love having strangers play with my ass.

I officially hate my new hair, I got the haircut I gave myself evened out and the bitch took another 3 inches off and it looks preppy. I'm indignant about what has happened to my head, it is short, preppy and lame. I have started chugging vitamins in a futile attempted to make it grow. If you want me to hate you, just tell me how much you liked my hair longer.

I shot for FTVGirls.com on Monday.. I have always really liked that site and I never thought I would be pretty enough to be considered. It made me feel confident and awesome until the owner pointed out that my short hair made me less hot and that i was a little thick around the middle. As soon as I got home I got a phone call telling me all the video is corrupted. Maybe it's Karma for calling me fat. Another day, another paycheck and a chance to do it better. How often does that happen?

Oh I also put on weight. Which is awesome , everyone likes being fat with a short haircut. I think I'm going to spend the day buying flannel and adopting cats.